Scott this is so funny and wrong at the same time!!!

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i dont remember why he wrote this one but it is and inside joke. lol omfg!!!

my bad

my mom used to tell that i had bad taste
i didnt used to believe it
i found a girl and got below the waste
she had a fuckin penis
she looked so hott but i got scared
i wanted to runaway
man a girl like this she must be rare
i dont know what to say

{{o god, this is sick
my girlfriend, shes gotta dick
o god, this fuckin sux
my girlfriend, has fuckin nuts}}

i got up and left the room that night
she came after me
she said that this just wasnt right
she said dont flatter me
i thought what should i do? this is wierd
she looked so sad and innocent
i know i just need a bunch of beers
then i wont remember what we did

{{chorus}} x2