I am so ugly
I got this book with all these IQ, personality, emotional intelligence, perfect career, etc tests. I spend about 10 minutes struggling to get the plastic off then I promptly lost it. Those actions told me more than the book ever could have.
My dog ate it's puppies again. The vet says it weird because they usually eat them at birth whereas this dog let's them live for a while first. This time was particularly funny as she left HALF a puppy. The upper half. I'm aware it doesn't sound very funny, but believe me, it was a humorous sight. The fathers name is Gizmo, as in that thing off Gremlins, so there is some point in her eating these demon-puppies. It must be difficult chewing up and swallowing all those puppy bones though.
I'm going to dig a hole in the backyard and put bugs and various reptiles in it like the one in the Weak and Powerless clip that people can sit in when they feel like shit. I figure it would tie in with their mood. It's nice doing charitable things for the community.
She's coming back soon to teach me how not to need. I don't have to do anything, simply breathe. The ultimate victory. Whatever, the polite way of saying I don't care, fuck off. Now she'll be really surprised when I give her that ironing board cover.
I'm tired of people acting like getting some kind of body mod is a great mystical, spiritual experience. Or crapping on about how it helped them define their personality and all that shit. Really, needle is stabbed through skin, run around house laughing hysterically with needle poking out, friend calms you down, takes out needle and replaces with a piece of jewelry. That's really deep and meaningful. I wish I had the balls to become a hermit.
My dog ate it's puppies again. The vet says it weird because they usually eat them at birth whereas this dog let's them live for a while first. This time was particularly funny as she left HALF a puppy. The upper half. I'm aware it doesn't sound very funny, but believe me, it was a humorous sight. The fathers name is Gizmo, as in that thing off Gremlins, so there is some point in her eating these demon-puppies. It must be difficult chewing up and swallowing all those puppy bones though.
I'm going to dig a hole in the backyard and put bugs and various reptiles in it like the one in the Weak and Powerless clip that people can sit in when they feel like shit. I figure it would tie in with their mood. It's nice doing charitable things for the community.
She's coming back soon to teach me how not to need. I don't have to do anything, simply breathe. The ultimate victory. Whatever, the polite way of saying I don't care, fuck off. Now she'll be really surprised when I give her that ironing board cover.
I'm tired of people acting like getting some kind of body mod is a great mystical, spiritual experience. Or crapping on about how it helped them define their personality and all that shit. Really, needle is stabbed through skin, run around house laughing hysterically with needle poking out, friend calms you down, takes out needle and replaces with a piece of jewelry. That's really deep and meaningful. I wish I had the balls to become a hermit.