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Dear Baby Boomers, you are not "young at heart" because...
- You still tell yourself you are, and give the impression of a liberal. You're all as conservative as fuck, but because it isn't politically correct to be, you pretend to be open-minded. Morals are for young people, you have a mortgage now, so you're making John Howard prime minister for the millionth time because OMFG INTEREST RATES!!!! INTEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEST RAAAAAAAAAAAAAATESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You know the chorus to a Placebo song. The next person who refers to hip hop as "yo yo rap crap" must eat worms. Asking for peoples opinions on electronic music is a great way to tell if they really still are young. And yeah I'm white. Pale as fuck, so pale people often ask me if I'm sick, fuck you.
- You go out with your friends every few months and get drunk. WOW giggling hysterically and dancing after drinking obviously means you can still party like you did in your youth. Someone might even get flashed! You're totally zany and wild!
- Another way to tell you're washed up is an inability to get dead baby and yo mama jokes.
So in conclusion, I leave you with this beautiful piece of poetry.
you want to go to school
you want a good job
you want to get married
you want to own a car
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals
you want to own a house
you want to have kids
if these are your goals
then you're fucking stupid
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals
- You still tell yourself you are, and give the impression of a liberal. You're all as conservative as fuck, but because it isn't politically correct to be, you pretend to be open-minded. Morals are for young people, you have a mortgage now, so you're making John Howard prime minister for the millionth time because OMFG INTEREST RATES!!!! INTEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEST RAAAAAAAAAAAAAATESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You know the chorus to a Placebo song. The next person who refers to hip hop as "yo yo rap crap" must eat worms. Asking for peoples opinions on electronic music is a great way to tell if they really still are young. And yeah I'm white. Pale as fuck, so pale people often ask me if I'm sick, fuck you.
- You go out with your friends every few months and get drunk. WOW giggling hysterically and dancing after drinking obviously means you can still party like you did in your youth. Someone might even get flashed! You're totally zany and wild!
- Another way to tell you're washed up is an inability to get dead baby and yo mama jokes.
So in conclusion, I leave you with this beautiful piece of poetry.
you want to go to school
you want a good job
you want to get married
you want to own a car
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals
you want to own a house
you want to have kids
if these are your goals
then you're fucking stupid
you're boring,you're gay,you're old,you have goals