The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:No Do you party a lot? How often?:do birthday parties count? lol Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:nopr How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:like who knows Do you skip classes? How often?:i dont know like once a month Do you have casual sex? Protected?:i dont have sex to begin with Do you steal?:sometimes Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:no Do you drool over celebrities?:no Do you watch a lot of TV?:no Do you ever watch the News?:in social studies on friday is current events day... Do you even care about world issues?:no not really, maybe i should Do you read books often?:no Are you failing a lot of your classes?:nope Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:yeah Do you smoke cigarettes?:no Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:no Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:no Do you cuss a lot?:not alot Are you desperate to fit in?:no Are you intelligent?:no The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:no Black eyeliner?:no Black eyeshadow?:no Black trenchcoat?:no Black boots?:no Black fishnets?:yes Black nail polish?:no Cigarettes?:no Heavy metal music?:yes Marilyn Manson?:no and hes not gothic Kittie?:no they arent gothic either Cradle of Filth?:no Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no Do you like to be seen as:i dont know Are you an intellectual?:no An atheist?:no Horrible home life?:no Hopelessly depressed?:not hopelessly Suffering with suicidal idealations?:nope Self-mutilation?:no The Punk StereotypePlaid?:yes Big black boots?:no Mohawk?:no Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:no Loud, confident and opinionated?:yeah Wild hair colors?:yeah NOFX?:no Rancid?:no Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:no A:B The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:who knows... Do you watch a lot of sports?:no Play a lot of sports?:no Talk a lot about sports?:no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:no Are you arrogant?:no Are you a male or female whore?:no Are you homophobic?:no Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no Boobs = yes?:i have them..? Parties = yes?:no Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:no i could care less Have you ever been on a diet?:yeah How much did you lose?:15 lbs Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:nope Make yourself throw up?:i hate throwing up Make-up?:concealor Low-cut tops?:no How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:34 C Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:yeah Giggle a lot?:no What's the deal with boys?:i have a boyfriend Thongs?:they hurt Pretty bras?:whats the point? YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:seventeen Who's the weaker sex?:men Are you a feminist?:i dont know Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:um ew.. How often do you shave your legs?:when they are hairy.. How about your armpits?:when the hair grows back Are you emotional?:yeah Especially when on your period?:no This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:originality Independence or Companionship?:independence Stability or Freedom?:stability Personal or Interpersonal?:personal Introvert or Extrovert?:um? Popularity or Isolation?:isolation Unique or Loved?:aww i pick both Understood or Individual?:understood You or Them?:them
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