halloween night #1.
halloween costume 2005 = slutty walmart cashier.
went to a costume party last night...but before we headed over there...we had to make a pit stop at walmart to get a camera...
i walk in with erin...who's in slutty catholic girl attire...
i have never gotten so many gawks and stares...sure...my boobs were a little exposed...but what i think did it was my walmart vest that said "hi, i'm E.Z" for my name badge and instead of "how may i help you?" on the back, it read "how may i do you?"
i got many compliments...and picked up my camera and continuted on my scandalous way to the front only to be confronted by a manager demanding i took off my vest and hand it over because it "was a degragation to the walmart name" i refused...and you know me...pulled out legal jargon bullshit that sounded believable. he scuttered away.
i get to the register only to be approaced by another manager demanding that i leave the store. i replied and told him that since i had a shirt on (well half shirt anyways ;) and pants and shoes, that i was compliant with walmart's dress code. he asked what walmart store i worked for. i told him and then he asked me to leave. i told him i would leave as soon as i purchased my item.
he went to the front door and waited for me..along with 2 other managers.
i smiled ever so big and gave a polite boob wiggle as i exited the store.
i enjoy controversy. ;)
went to the party...and got many compliments on my costume. this makes me super excited because i didn't actually have to spend any money on it.
yay! for slutty walmart cashiers. :)
night recap:
got kicked out of walmart.
many compliments ensued.
got drunk.
had a blast.
can't wait to do it again tonite. ;)
went to a costume party last night...but before we headed over there...we had to make a pit stop at walmart to get a camera...
i walk in with erin...who's in slutty catholic girl attire...
i have never gotten so many gawks and stares...sure...my boobs were a little exposed...but what i think did it was my walmart vest that said "hi, i'm E.Z" for my name badge and instead of "how may i help you?" on the back, it read "how may i do you?"
i got many compliments...and picked up my camera and continuted on my scandalous way to the front only to be confronted by a manager demanding i took off my vest and hand it over because it "was a degragation to the walmart name" i refused...and you know me...pulled out legal jargon bullshit that sounded believable. he scuttered away.
i get to the register only to be approaced by another manager demanding that i leave the store. i replied and told him that since i had a shirt on (well half shirt anyways ;) and pants and shoes, that i was compliant with walmart's dress code. he asked what walmart store i worked for. i told him and then he asked me to leave. i told him i would leave as soon as i purchased my item.
he went to the front door and waited for me..along with 2 other managers.
i smiled ever so big and gave a polite boob wiggle as i exited the store.
i enjoy controversy. ;)
went to the party...and got many compliments on my costume. this makes me super excited because i didn't actually have to spend any money on it.
yay! for slutty walmart cashiers. :)
night recap:
got kicked out of walmart.
many compliments ensued.
got drunk.
had a blast.
can't wait to do it again tonite. ;)