what would i do if i didn't have ashley to vent all my goofy thoughts to at 2 am?
haha alright well ashley said that i should post this in lj and i totally agree so here it is kiddies. enjoy <3
{{JORDAN NICOLE}}
xbelievexisaxlie (1:54:54 AM): ashleyy.
BANG lyke whoa (1:55:18 AM): hello love.
xbelievexisaxlie (1:55:27 AM): hey
xbelievexisaxlie (1:56:19 AM): whats up sugar?
xbelievexisaxlie (1:56:21 AM): haha
BANG lyke whoa (1:56:29 AM): lol
xbelievexisaxlie (1:57:06 AM): i'm gonna start saying that cause i don't have a cool thing like darling or love to say. and it's lik ahhhh i want one!
BANG lyke whoa (1:57:34 AM): lol
xbelievexisaxlie (1:58:34 AM): i feel so .. weird.
xbelievexisaxlie (1:58:48 AM): like i'm full of energy but i just want to sleep]
BANG lyke whoa (1:58:53 AM): awwh
BANG lyke whoa (1:59:01 AM): im sposed to be sleeping..
BANG lyke whoa (1:59:01 AM): SHHH
xbelievexisaxlie (1:59:33 AM): haha okay i 'll be quiet about it alright. ( not.a.word.to.your.mommy)
BANG lyke whoa (2:00:11 AM): lol
xbelievexisaxlie (2:04:05 AM): cause you know tommorow at like 12 pm your moms gonna call me and be like was ashley talking to you at 2 in the morning ? and i'll be all like .. uhhh no of course not and she'll be like DONT YOU LIE TO ME, and i'll be all. yes yes she was. and your mom will be like AHHH HOW DARE SHE STAY UP THAT LATE 7 DAYS BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS. AND HOW DARE YOU LET HER. NO MORE BROWNIES JORDAN NO MORE. AND YOU CANT TALK TO ASHLEY FOR A WEEK. and i'll be all. i can't talk to ashley : - ( wait did you say no more brownies. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO and then i'll start crying and realize your mom never gave me brownies in the first place
BANG lyke whoa (2:05:19 AM): HAHAH!
BANG lyke whoa (2:05:26 AM): i love you when you get weird its fucking hilarious
xbelievexisaxlie (2:05:44 AM): oh hey thanks. i love you to.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:06:08 AM): .. i really want a brownie now though.. and i don't even know where that came from.
BANG lyke whoa (2:06:27 AM): lol yhea
BANG lyke whoa (2:06:34 AM): i want one too.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:07:05 AM): and your the only one who ever heres (sees?) me say stuff like that cause your the only one on when i get all weird. haha late night compadre.
BANG lyke whoa (2:07:34 AM): WOOHOO!
xbelievexisaxlie (2:07:54 AM): ahh my brother got a teen titans shirt today and it totally fits me .. i'm stealing it sometime this year to wear to school cause teen titans kick ass.
BANG lyke whoa (2:08:53 AM): OMG!
BANG lyke whoa (2:08:59 AM): you gotta let me borrow it too!!
xbelievexisaxlie (2:09:03 AM): lol alright
BANG lyke whoa (2:09:06 AM):
xbelievexisaxlie (2:09:13 AM): :- )
xbelievexisaxlie (2:09:45 AM): they are on sale in the boys section at target
xbelievexisaxlie (2:10:24 AM): haha plus they have huge sizes for like little boys so they fit us older kids to
xbelievexisaxlie (2:10:26 AM): <3
BANG lyke whoa (2:10:28 AM): -really wants to go to target-
BANG lyke whoa (2:10:36 AM): WOO!
BANG lyke whoa (2:10:36 AM): d00d target is awesome.
BANG lyke whoa (2:10:36 AM): always will be.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:10:41 AM): for sure.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:11:14 AM): my dad totally got me the from under the cork tree cd today cause mine was all scratched and burnt
xbelievexisaxlie (2:11:29 AM): and plus he felt bad cause he got the other to something
BANG lyke whoa (2:11:33 AM): awwh
xbelievexisaxlie (2:12:22 AM): yeah.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:13:28 AM): dude i'm totally in chorus this year i'm so excited.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:13:45 AM): cause even though i totally suck, its so much fun
BANG lyke whoa (2:14:08 AM): lol
BANG lyke whoa (2:14:14 AM): yhea im coming to all your guys shows.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:14:20 AM): woohoo!
xbelievexisaxlie (2:14:31 AM): it'll make me feel good.
BANG lyke whoa (2:14:37 AM):
BANG lyke whoa (2:14:44 AM): just like a warm bath.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:15:40 AM): haha with out the sensation you get from being in warm water and the whole stripping thing is more than unnesscary. and you know.. i've been in enought bath tubs with you ashley.
BANG lyke whoa (2:15:43 AM): with a brownie in hand.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:15:52 AM): haha. that would be nice <3
BANG lyke whoa (2:16:01 AM): Hhaha you crack me up.
BANG lyke whoa (2:16:03 AM): i know right?
BANG lyke whoa (2:16:11 AM): and milk in the other.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:16:49 AM): whoo. that would make me feel like extra special. haha i'm gonna be a **star**
BANG lyke whoa (2:17:17 AM): lmfao
xbelievexisaxlie (2:19:23 AM): and i can like sings really cool songs, like.. head and shoulders knees and toes. and JOHN JACOB JINGLE HIEMER SHMIT and like even the bad bad brittany spears/federline songs and people will still clap when i suck cause thats what people do for *stars*
BANG lyke whoa (2:20:12 AM): HAHAH!LMFAO!!
BANG lyke whoa (2:20:18 AM): i love it too cause youre al
BANG lyke whoa (2:20:22 AM): *all
BANG lyke whoa (2:20:30 AM): "even the sucky britney spears/federline songs"
BANG lyke whoa (2:20:32 AM): lmfao
xbelievexisaxlie (2:21:39 AM): haha it's like 2:20 in the morning and i'm having so much fun just being dumb cause i don't think daddy dearest likes it when i act dumb. plus .. i don't think he'd get my sense of humor when i get like this
xbelievexisaxlie (2:21:54 AM): +i know i'm your favorite record+
xbelievexisaxlie (2:22:05 AM): haha no hold on
BANG lyke whoa (2:22:19 AM): hahaha
BANG lyke whoa (2:22:20 AM): alright
xbelievexisaxlie (2:23:53 AM): ++Hush, just stop
There’s nothing you can do or say, baby
I’ve had enough
I’m not your property as from today, baby
You might think that I won't make it on my own
But now I’m…Stronger than yesterdayyyyyyyyyy (holds out note really long and pretends she can sing well)yyyyy .++
xbelievexisaxlie (2:24:02 AM): clap for me i'm a star!
BANG lyke whoa (2:24:33 AM): XTINA!
BANG lyke whoa (2:24:33 AM): -claps-
BANG lyke whoa (2:24:36 AM): wait wait thats britney.
BANG lyke whoa (2:25:38 AM): YOU TOTALLY GOT IT STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:25:58 AM): I hope you enjoyed that number now i'm gonna slow it dow with one of my personal favorites. ++I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
Life doesn't always
Go my way, yeah...
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize...
I'm not a girl
Not yet a woman
All I need is time
A moment that is mine
While I'm in between++ yes yes i know .. i 'm the greatest brittany federline spears impersonater youve ever seen .. all tips leave in my tip jar . dont forget to clap ladys and genterman
xbelievexisaxlie (2:26:03 AM): haha yeah i know
BANG lyke whoa (2:26:42 AM): -puts a ten dollar bill in the tip jar-
BANG lyke whoa (2:26:45 AM): BRAVO BRAVO!
xbelievexisaxlie (2:27:11 AM): whoo! i told you i'm a star. <3 thanks for the tip hun.
BANG lyke whoa (2:27:16 AM): lol
BANG lyke whoa (2:27:18 AM): of course love.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:27:31 AM): geez when did we become so freaking cool?
BANG lyke whoa (2:27:47 AM): pssht a llllooooooooooooooooooong time ago.
xbelievexisaxlie (2:28:05 AM): hah i didn't notice
BANG lyke whoa (2:28:13 AM): lol
BANG lyke whoa (2:28:17 AM): yhea it kinda comes naturally,eh
xbelievexisaxlie (2:28:28 AM): lol totally
xbelievexisaxlie (2:30:32 AM): lol if you read this conversation from the beginning it makes absolutley no sense.. at all. particularly that parts where i speak .
xbelievexisaxlie (2:30:58 AM): *the not that.
BANG lyke whoa (2:31:45 AM): lmao
BANG lyke whoa (2:31:52 AM): -you should totally post it in lj-
xbelievexisaxlie (2:32:22 AM): totally