5 things I hate about working at cracker barrel.
1) Q:Are you the hostess?
A:Do you see a fucking podium.
2) Q: Do you work here?
A: no this is my fucking costume.
3) If you have a twat you should not be pissing
on the toilet seat PERIOD. Old ladies this means
you.
4) Q: Can I have a price check.
A: yes you sorry bastard who
is to lazy to go back and read the tag.
5) Q: Do you always smile and greet everyone?
A: no I just got shot up with botox
and am still a little high from
last night what do you think?
A:Do you see a fucking podium.
2) Q: Do you work here?
A: no this is my fucking costume.
3) If you have a twat you should not be pissing
on the toilet seat PERIOD. Old ladies this means
you.
4) Q: Can I have a price check.
A: yes you sorry bastard who
is to lazy to go back and read the tag.
5) Q: Do you always smile and greet everyone?
A: no I just got shot up with botox
and am still a little high from
last night what do you think?