Story Time

Jan 16, 2005 23:55

Me: I didn't mean to kill him.
Gladys: Kill who?!?
Me: -laughs-
Gladys: Whoa... Who did you kill?
Me: Bob the Builder.
Gladys: Hahah!! How?
Me: Well, i was hanging out with him smoking and he starts to take off his shirt. He had like 6 shirts though and he kept taking them of f anf off. Finally, he took the last one off and boy, was he hairy! He was so hairy that he looked like a bear. He started to atcually look liek a bear to me and i got scared. I was also cold and i though ti could use a coat. So i got the nearest AX and threw it at him. It cut off his head and i got my coat.
Gladys: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!
Hannah: Yeah man, that's why he's never on anymore.
Gladys: Hehe, and what's the moral of the story?
Me: That it's wrong to kill bears but not if you need a coat... or a rug.
Gladys: HAHAHAHA!!

The End

-Hannah
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