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10 Things That I Rather Love:
1. My boyfriend.
2. My friends.
3. Inside jokes that only two or three other people get that just confuse the hell out of everyone else.
4. Mad Libs filled in with every form of the word 'nigger'.
5. Intorweb photos on peoples LJs (Chloe... MAKE A FREAKIN' UPDATE!!!)
6. Funny nick-names
7. Rant sessions with Chloe over yummy cheesesteaks at Woody's
8. Spontaneous violent acts of love directed at Lix that make me quite dizzy.
9. Love in general.
10. Things that make me giggle like a happy little school girl. Which, sadly enough, is what I am.
10 Things That I Rather Hate:
1. Getting confused.
2. Being addicted to danger (and by danger, I mean cheesy poofs).
3. Rich people.
4. School in general.
5. Fat/ugly/annoying people. And people that wear Ugg boots.
6. Spanish.
7. Being far away from the people I love.
8. People hating me for using the words 'nigger', 'niggery', or 'nigger town'.
9. Uptight shmucks that are offended by racist jokes.
10. The stupids.
10 Things That I Like but Could Easily Live Without:
1. Bush jokes (they're getting just a bit old).
2. Doug's fuzzy sweater.
3. Most of the girls that Lix hangs out with. No, wait, scratch that, I don't really like any of them. Except for, like, 2 or 3.
4. Being addicted to crack. (And by crack, I mean cocaine. And by cocaine, I mean chapstick).
5. These damned cheesy poofs.
6. Republicans.
7. Ducks.
8. The lottery.
9. Ramen Noodles.
10. The constant threat of being attacked by ninjas.
Chloe told me something today that I find appropriately funny.
I loves you all.
----natalie