Wow... and i wasn't even trying to be perverted
On the twelfth day of Christmas, xxsevrinxx sent to me...
Twelve faeries drumming
Eleven doggies piping
Ten clerks a-leaping
Nine nerds dancing
Eight wolves a-milking
Seven dorks a-stealing
Six psychonauts a-masturbating
Five bo-o-o-one gnawers
Four taco-flavored kisses
Three maes hughes
Two silver fangs
...and a blood in a squee.