Mar 28, 2004 18:07
Their friends are embarrassed to know them. They look like they just stepped off the boat. Maybe they spent too much of their childhood breastfeeding. They're easy to trick. They wear laced-up boots and dark clothes. They're dorks.
Their family members don't want to have anything to do with them. They dress up on the quiet or have bizarre fantasy lives. Their coworkers make fun of them. They're freaks.
They think they're hot stuff. They like bragging about their exploits. They like pretending like anybody gives a crap. They like the Spice Girls. They're wannabes.