aarrrggghhhhh so much gayness and not the cool gayness
well.... how do i begin ok (clears throat)AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(panting)that's better man I hate how life just complicates things i mean here i am with like a ton of friends who are tottaly great in there own special ways and i have good times with all of them but lately everyone hates everyone but I will breifly describe all of them alphabetically (probably spelled it wrong)
alex(spickius puertoricunus): Alex is one of my best friends and a really cool easy going guy he's alwasy there for me when i need him and is reliable when it counts ive know him for over 3 years
ama(long legius) Ama is a very cool chika whos is cute and ditzy in a nice way I have known her for about 2 years now i think.... possibly more i like her cute upbeat attitude and her ability to get tough when she has too (jones beach anyone)
billy(scapegoatus maximus)I hate billy and i hope he dies
chris(hillarioso columbiano) Chris is by far like the funniest human ive ever met in the universe he is my non sexual man crush an awesome carbon based life thingy and one of the coolest people ive known I have only know chris for a short time but i know we are gonna be good friends for a long time
chris(arch nemesis jokster) Chris is another one of the funniest people ive met me and him trade shots at eachother and i will admit he usualy one ups me but its all goodfun and i take my licks with pride ive know this chris for almost 2 years maybe more but hes a cool dude and a good friend
daisy(love of my life) Daisy is my girlfriend and my best friend i love her so friggin much and shes always there for me and i know that if we weren't toghether(jeebus forbid) she would still be a great friend to me. love you babe
diana(toughius broadus) Diana is one of my best friends as well ive know her for over three years and she's a really good friend and can come off as mean and cold to some poeple but if you take the time to know her she's really sweet and caring just dont piss her off trust me on this one
desiree(nicey chika) Desiree is a sweetheart with a great positive attitude she always has nice words of encouragement she is daisy's best friend and a good friend to me ive know her for about a year or so she's cool to hang with and has awesome taste in music
danny(coolius dudedus) Danny is a cool dude who ive only know for a short time easy going and easy to talk to also one of daisy's best friends from highschool and a nice guy all around
francisco(ciscote maximoso) Cisco is a great friend and a great listener I have know him for 2 years or so and i find him to be a cool easy going but crazy when he gotta be dude
and one of the few people who i can trust with my hippo jelly
fernando(virginus ultimus) just kidding... i dont think anyone is that fat dikes friend
jay(wrestle maniacus) Jay is a nice guy with a cool attitude and another good listener i haven't known him that long but from what ive seen hes a good human and a good friend
joe(unknownius mandalorianus) Joe is a cool guy who comes off as a spoiled sport but hes cool and he has been there for me during a few tough spots in my wierd life hes quiet at times but he a funny dude when he's not all EMO about stuff and watch out when hes horny he humps things
lucas(iron headed coke addicticus) Lucas is also one of my best friends ive know him for over 2 years and he's a really good person with an extremely bad curse on his skull hes been there for me alot of times and i appreciate all his help and friendship a bit preachy at times but he does it cause he cares and im glad that he does
lamar(nigger... uhhhh yeah just nigger) Lamar is a really nice guy with an extremely possitive and nagative view on life very warped and cool at the same time he a very giving person some might see that as a weakness but its not its what makes him the cool person that he is....uhhh peace out homie
pooja(luna lamontius) Pooja is a great person to talk to you can talk to her about pretty much anything and she wont be weirded out or dorky about it she's also a good listener and an allaround sweetheart ive only known her a short time but shes like the sister that i was cheated out of (ill explain when i see you)
sarah(chatty lupe) Sarah is a cool person to hang with and shes really nice and freindly when we first met we hung out and started talking like we knew eachother for years and thats what makes her a really cool friend her outgoing personality and happy go lucky view on life
sarah(coolius negrita) Sarah is a great person with a cool go get-em attitude she's really nice and fun to hang out with i haven't hung out with her in a while but i still consider her to be one of my good friends
steven(dude where's my car) Steve is a cool easy going fellow to me he seems like hes holding back an insane party boy deep within the rescesses of his mind and i will unleash that party boy with an elite team of drugs alcohol and rock and roll baby AWOOOOOOOOOO ok im nuts.... anyways steve is a good listener and a very sympathetic dude with a solid attitude good determination
(NOTE) I wrote this to show my feelings toward my emmidiate friends if you where not mentioned its cause i hate you and hope you get gonorhea JUST KIDDING but honsetly dont be mad if you where not mentioned its either cause we haven't been friends that long and i need to know you better or because i forgot to put you in and if i did please forgive me look at what time a posted this i was half dead from work and other crap so love me cause i love you, you crazy bitch
in conclusion I hope (and man is this a huge hope) that my friends will put down there verbal machine guns and walk the valley of platonic friendship in eternal homo erotisism cause that last coment made me gayer than paul mcartney but seriosly i hope one day i can invite friends to my house without them asking, who else is coming???? out of avoidance
What ummm no leave me alone so what i didn't become righulk in this post sue me ok
man your really pissing me off just leave..... i told you leave stop reading this
.......ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH sKiN STRECHTING SPEACh BeCoMING no GOoD ARRRRGGGHHH ME ANGRY
FRIENDS ALL MAD MAKE ME MAD ARRGGGHHH ME KILL STUFF COME HERE OLD LADY (RIPS OLD LADY IN HALF)ARRRGGGGHHHH ME SMASH KINDERGARDEN CLASS DIE CHILDREN (KILLS 12 SCHOOL CHILDREN CAUSE THEY HAD UGLY FACE) ARRRGGGHHHH WHY NO FRIENDS GET NAKED AND HAVE SEX THINGY WHY ME PENIS OUT IN OPEN ME MASTERBATE IT SO IT GO AWAY (MASTERBATES AND UYNLEASHES ACID JIZZ ON A BUNCH OF GIRL SCOUTS)ME FELL SLEEPY ME NOT MAD No more ahhhh my head what happened shit not again ohh well until next time kiddies...bye fuckers i luve yas
PS mindless self indulgencs is coming up soon we must go muahahahaha
(panting)that's better man I hate how life just complicates things i mean here i am with like a ton of friends who are tottaly great in there own special ways and i have good times with all of them but lately everyone hates everyone but I will breifly describe all of them alphabetically (probably spelled it wrong)
alex(spickius puertoricunus): Alex is one of my best friends and a really cool easy going guy he's alwasy there for me when i need him and is reliable when it counts ive know him for over 3 years
ama(long legius) Ama is a very cool chika whos is cute and ditzy in a nice way I have known her for about 2 years now i think.... possibly more i like her cute upbeat attitude and her ability to get tough when she has too (jones beach anyone)
billy(scapegoatus maximus)I hate billy and i hope he dies
chris(hillarioso columbiano) Chris is by far like the funniest human ive ever met in the universe he is my non sexual man crush an awesome carbon based life thingy and one of the coolest people ive known I have only know chris for a short time but i know we are gonna be good friends for a long time
chris(arch nemesis jokster) Chris is another one of the funniest people ive met me and him trade shots at eachother and i will admit he usualy one ups me but its all goodfun and i take my licks with pride ive know this chris for almost 2 years maybe more but hes a cool dude and a good friend
daisy(love of my life) Daisy is my girlfriend and my best friend i love her so friggin much and shes always there for me and i know that if we weren't toghether(jeebus forbid) she would still be a great friend to me. love you babe
diana(toughius broadus) Diana is one of my best friends as well ive know her for over three years and she's a really good friend and can come off as mean and cold to some poeple but if you take the time to know her she's really sweet and caring just dont piss her off trust me on this one
desiree(nicey chika) Desiree is a sweetheart with a great positive attitude she always has nice words of encouragement she is daisy's best friend and a good friend to me ive know her for about a year or so she's cool to hang with and has awesome taste in music
danny(coolius dudedus) Danny is a cool dude who ive only know for a short time easy going and easy to talk to also one of daisy's best friends from highschool and a nice guy all around
francisco(ciscote maximoso) Cisco is a great friend and a great listener I have know him for 2 years or so and i find him to be a cool easy going but crazy when he gotta be dude
and one of the few people who i can trust with my hippo jelly
fernando(virginus ultimus) just kidding... i dont think anyone is that fat dikes friend
jay(wrestle maniacus) Jay is a nice guy with a cool attitude and another good listener i haven't known him that long but from what ive seen hes a good human and a good friend
joe(unknownius mandalorianus) Joe is a cool guy who comes off as a spoiled sport but hes cool and he has been there for me during a few tough spots in my wierd life hes quiet at times but he a funny dude when he's not all EMO about stuff and watch out when hes horny he humps things
lucas(iron headed coke addicticus) Lucas is also one of my best friends ive know him for over 2 years and he's a really good person with an extremely bad curse on his skull hes been there for me alot of times and i appreciate all his help and friendship a bit preachy at times but he does it cause he cares and im glad that he does
lamar(nigger... uhhhh yeah just nigger) Lamar is a really nice guy with an extremely possitive and nagative view on life very warped and cool at the same time he a very giving person some might see that as a weakness but its not its what makes him the cool person that he is....uhhh peace out homie
pooja(luna lamontius) Pooja is a great person to talk to you can talk to her about pretty much anything and she wont be weirded out or dorky about it she's also a good listener and an allaround sweetheart ive only known her a short time but shes like the sister that i was cheated out of (ill explain when i see you)
sarah(chatty lupe) Sarah is a cool person to hang with and shes really nice and freindly when we first met we hung out and started talking like we knew eachother for years and thats what makes her a really cool friend her outgoing personality and happy go lucky view on life
sarah(coolius negrita) Sarah is a great person with a cool go get-em attitude she's really nice and fun to hang out with i haven't hung out with her in a while but i still consider her to be one of my good friends
steven(dude where's my car) Steve is a cool easy going fellow to me he seems like hes holding back an insane party boy deep within the rescesses of his mind and i will unleash that party boy with an elite team of drugs alcohol and rock and roll baby AWOOOOOOOOOO ok im nuts.... anyways steve is a good listener and a very sympathetic dude with a solid attitude good determination
(NOTE) I wrote this to show my feelings toward my emmidiate friends if you where not mentioned its cause i hate you and hope you get gonorhea JUST KIDDING but honsetly dont be mad if you where not mentioned its either cause we haven't been friends that long and i need to know you better or because i forgot to put you in and if i did please forgive me look at what time a posted this i was half dead from work and other crap so love me cause i love you, you crazy bitch
in conclusion I hope (and man is this a huge hope) that my friends will put down there verbal machine guns and walk the valley of platonic friendship in eternal homo erotisism cause that last coment made me gayer than paul mcartney but seriosly i hope one day i can invite friends to my house without them asking, who else is coming???? out of avoidance
What ummm no leave me alone so what i didn't become righulk in this post sue me ok
man your really pissing me off just leave..... i told you leave stop reading this
.......ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH sKiN STRECHTING SPEACh BeCoMING no GOoD ARRRRGGGHHH ME ANGRY
FRIENDS ALL MAD MAKE ME MAD ARRGGGHHH ME KILL STUFF COME HERE OLD LADY (RIPS OLD LADY IN HALF)ARRRGGGGHHHH ME SMASH KINDERGARDEN CLASS DIE CHILDREN (KILLS 12 SCHOOL CHILDREN CAUSE THEY HAD UGLY FACE) ARRRGGGHHHH WHY NO FRIENDS GET NAKED AND HAVE SEX THINGY WHY ME PENIS OUT IN OPEN ME MASTERBATE IT SO IT GO AWAY (MASTERBATES AND UYNLEASHES ACID JIZZ ON A BUNCH OF GIRL SCOUTS)ME FELL SLEEPY ME NOT MAD No more ahhhh my head what happened shit not again ohh well until next time kiddies...bye fuckers i luve yas
PS mindless self indulgencs is coming up soon we must go muahahahaha