I wasn't lying, I ammmm hardcore
Sooooooo for the four and a half of you who read this, life is fucking spiffalicious.
Currently-- I am sitting in (pjs?) in a super way too classy for me hotel room drinking a delicious cold beverage and getting a (back massage?) from my (cabana boy?)
My playmate is back from the sandbox and its been fun re getting to know each other.('s things)
Like that.
Washington is cold but I've gotten the best space heater one could dream of.
And he smells like alcohol and time warps.
And love.
*sip*
It's ridiculous how awesome this is. Quite smugly I must say this has been the most worthwhile boring-lame-ass-staying-home-wasting-time-away ten months. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifeisawesome.
I love being right dude
oh snap...i have newlywed things to do (ironing laundry?)
I'll be home soon. Who's ready to dress up and get smashed next month????
OHOHOHOHHHHH MEEEEEEE =D
Currently-- I am sitting in (pjs?) in a super way too classy for me hotel room drinking a delicious cold beverage and getting a (back massage?) from my (cabana boy?)
My playmate is back from the sandbox and its been fun re getting to know each other.('s things)
Like that.
Washington is cold but I've gotten the best space heater one could dream of.
And he smells like alcohol and time warps.
And love.
*sip*
It's ridiculous how awesome this is. Quite smugly I must say this has been the most worthwhile boring-lame-ass-staying-home-wasting-time-away ten months. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalifeisawesome.
I love being right dude
oh snap...i have newlywed things to do (ironing laundry?)
I'll be home soon. Who's ready to dress up and get smashed next month????
OHOHOHOHHHHH MEEEEEEE =D