Am i really ugly?

Jun 24, 2005 15:36

DO THIS FOR ME! (please i will love you for ever ( Read more... )

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anonymous June 27 2005, 05:49:27 UTC
Name: LATIFA BONITA
Age: 35
Location: Hazel Park
Height: 4'12"
Hair (color and style): black widda touch of bronnnze
Eyes: hazel eyes, dey sexy too
Piercings/tattoos: tattoo on my ass of a crowbar

OTHER:
1. Where would we go on dates? u would take me to da fanciest restaurant in town, me in gucci and u in prada, babiii
2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? mmhmm u no i love my ashannnnti, brandy, fidy cent
3. Do you drink/smoke? drink, mmhmmmm and smoking is like my religion
4. Do you like the rain? no it makes my hair grease come out
5. If so...would you play in it with me? boy i told u
6. Do you like movies? ya, wit my boo
7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? im crabby if i need my sleep, so boy i betta get it
8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? if u snore, id kick yo ass.. BITCH
9. Would you kiss my forhead: if dey be acne... hellllllz naw
10. Do you play an instrument? shit hunny, i play BOYZ, not no instrument.
11. If so...what? nigga please
12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? datz yo job
13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? since men luv to grab my booty, my hugs r 10 and beyond
14. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? everything
15. Would you give me kisses just because? if u smell good, ya

What Would You do if...
I cried: tell u to get some kleenex cuz u wettin my clothes
I said I liked you: id have to spill the news of my incredible pimpin' skills
I kissed you: hmm.. dependz on the moment boi
I was hospitalized: make sure i wasnt being charged for the visit
I ran away from home: call the copz on yo ass
We got in a fight: throw all ur shit in the street and rob yo house
I got dumped: i'd be the one to dump u
I pissed you off: kick yo ass

Would You...
Be my friend: if u deserve someone like me
Tell me the truth no matter what: we wouldnt be friends if i told you the truth
Buy me a birthday gift: no, im broke
Lie to make me feel better: ya
Spread rumors about me: maybe
Go out at 4am to get me chocolate: hell no, dis grl needdddsss her beauty sleep
Keep a secret if I told you one: i gotz a big mouth
Loan me some cash: who the hell do u think i ammmmm, givin away money and shit, HELL NAW boi
Hold my hand: if dey be callusy then no
Keep in touch: like i said.. im a pimp.. its hard
Make me a snack: ... hmm, just get some food stamps and go buy it yoself
Try and solve my problems: i may be black but im not oprah
Love me: for the millionth tiiime.. IM A PIMP
Makeout with me: these lips are so lucious.. i dun think u can handle it boi
Hold me in times of need: hmm
Ditch me: for shopping ya
Use me: depends
ask me out: hell naw
Date me: one of the many
kiss with me whenever you had the chance: no
Hold me and make my problems go away: ....mmhmm, i guess so, seems how i wont do anything else from what i answered in dem otha questions

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anonymous July 3 2005, 19:23:23 UTC
ROFL

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