Things I have learned.
Things I have learned from my experiences in this world/things that I strongly believe in....
-Do not eat a pixie stick after you have brushed your teeth. The resulting taste is quite gross.
-Do not stick a fork into the toaster oven while it is on after you have already done it once.
-Cream Soda is a drug and I am addicted.
-People will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends leave footprints in your heart.
-Smoking a ciggarette while you have a sore throat only makes it worse.
-People that hurt you aren't the time of day.
-It is NOT possible to go a day without music.
-Pain is pleasure. Sometimes. :)
-Never be ashamed to admitt what kind of music you listen to. That's just stupid.
-Alcohol and weed are only temporary solutions to your problems. They never make pain fully go away.
-Old school cartoons are the best. All the new stuff is just stupid and have no real message.
-Degrassi is a great show, but will never compare to Boy Meets World. :)
-Reality TV shows are DEAD. They died shortly after Survivor got into a second season.
-You can't spend your life trying to make everyone happy because then you're not happy.
-Cuddling beats sex any day of the week.
-Old people are heart attacks behind wheels.
-Models aren't real.
-Equality doesn't and will never exist.
-Live and let go.
-The Bible is a book full of stories and ideals that were not made for this day and age.
-Satanism was made for this day and age.
-Everything you do is a sin.
-Jesus was black.
-Gays are very funny people.
-People eat strange things.
-Living in the past is like wasting the future.
-There is no sense in hiding who you are to the people you love.
-Idiots are aggrovating, but also very amusing.
-Dirty jokes are the best kinds of jokes.
-Having a job isn't all that it's cracked up to be sometimes.
-College boys are horny. And scary.
-Old school Disney movies are the best.
-Alice in Wonderland is best watched when stoned with lots of friends.
-People that say they hate drama are usually the ones causing it.
-If Drama was a person, it would have been killed the second it was born.
-Bush's "No Child Left Behind" policy does in fact leave children behind.
-Acting is love.
-Alcohol does weird things to people.
-Pot makes people mellow. And talk about funny things.
-There is a lot of violence in this country.
-You should make your own judgements about people.
-Pyschic hotlines suck when it comes to asking for advice.
-Change can be a good thing.
-Music is a drug for your ears.
-Midol is NOT crack. Men just use that excuse to bug the shit out of women.
-True to popular belief, Ozzy is NOT the devil's son, although he sure does love him like one. :)
-The best kinds of friends are the ones that are there for you in the middle of the night when you need someone to talk to.
-The people responsible for Columbine are not only Harris and Klebold, but the ones that teased them mercillisy and the teachers that witnessed this and did nothing to help them.
-School administrations play favorites when it comes to their football players.
-You need to have a wide variety of music in order to appriciate it.
-Hickeys are very hard to hide.
-Mean people suck.
-Ignorance only produces ingnorance
-It is rather useless to censor things. Kids learn about this stuff when they're older anyway. Better for them to learn early than to learn later on.
-Religion is the opiate of the masses and does nothing for you but feed you lies.
-Buddhism however, is a very useful thing to learn about.
-Reincarnation is very much real. How do you explain deja vou?
-Payback's a bitch.
-Karma is also a bitch.
-The universe, she is a bitch.
-The media only makes you fearful.
-Coloring isn't just for kids.
-iPods are useful.
-Laughter is the best kind of medicine when taken under the right situations.
-War does not eliminate terror, it feeds it.
-Calvin and Hobbes is love.
-Geroge Bush is a hack.
-Books are better than tv.
-The people that love you the most are also the ones that can hurt you the most.