[001]
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Today was my first day at work.
Huh. It’s about time I got a job. A real job, I mean. I can’t live like this much longer. Last week I went to buy food and I only had forty-six dollars and thirty-two cents. $46.32. No kidding.
I applied to a bunch of places, but only two said yes. Figures.
My job sucks. I work as the - forget it. That’s my business. Whatever. The stupid boss is a slave driver, I swear. I keep waiting for him to pull out a whip whenever he walks by!!
…Asshole.
The co-workers are asshats, too. There’s this one girl who used to be a hooker, and I guess she’s not bad. Not bad, at best. We talked for two hours straight today. It’s a boring job.
[PRIVATE]
The job hunt went worse than I’d thought. Only a fast food joint and the Scio subway station accepted me. I chose the subway station. I thought, at least then I wouldn’t be flipping patties.
But I think I’ll take the patties now.
I found out that I’m the lost and found guy.
Fuck it! I sit in a booth all day long, and hardly anyone ever drops by. Who remembers the stuff they lose on the subway, when they’re so stupid they’d lose it anyways? This is a complete waste of my time!