twitter = speed updates for the lazy.

[xxparabola]

• 11:20 OMG CREEPY SHOE REPAIR GUY COULD NOT HAVE BEEN MUCH CREEPIER #
• 11:50 Wow, the "new" creepy crawl is for sale. The times, they are a changin. #
• 13:01 Amanda pepper is like tattoo gun magic woman. THE SECOND BUTTERFLY OMG. #
• 18:06 Best time to have family dinner ever. #
• 20:18 Numb. #
• 20:49 Conor Oberst. Always successful at making the emo kids cry. #
• 21:15 Warm PBR. #

Thanks, LoudTwitter.