personality profile...survey apparently

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Would you rather be an African elephant or an Asian elephant? Why?:Are there Asian elephants? *skaks you for confusing me* Would you rather freeze to death or burn alive? Why?:WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HOBO GLOVES? Oh...I'd freeze to death, I'm used to it by now. Name three movies you like:Dude where's my car, the ring, and the green mile. Name three books you like:anything by stephen king, because it's fucked up shit. ^_^ Have you ever fallen in love with a fictional character? Which one(s)? Why?:...no. wtf. Republican, Democrat or other? Why?:i dont really care. i just say i want whoever to win. Attendance percentage at high school dances?:i dont really keep a book of percentages of random ass shit. i'd say slim to none for that though. What television shows do you watch regularly?:none really. i'll catch repeats of viva la bam though. i love that show. Abortion is...:fucking stupid. if you're going to fuck someone, face the consequences. The death penalty is...:let them rot in jail for the rest of their lives. i dont really give a fuck. How do you take your coffee?:lots of sugar O_O How do you take your tea?:lots of sugar O_O Who's your favorite teacher/professor?:My history teacher, because he's crabbed. How do you feel about your parents?:I don't like my mother most of the time, but my dad owns. He's spiffeh. What sort of music do you listen to?:Anything and everything. List five or ten bands you listen to.:The Distillers, Evanescence, Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, Audioslave, Nirvana o_O Do you use public transportation?:Nope. Ever told someone you love him/her?:Yes, lots of people. Morning person, night person or both?:NIGHT...O_OOOOOO Siblings?:Yes, my retarded but fun brother. What are your friends like?:They own your friends, that's for damn sure. Amusement parks are?:O_OOOOOO i never get to go, but i like running people over with bumper cars before the dude says its okay to move. ^_^ Cafeterias are?:ghey. i hate lunch time. i go to the library to talk with random people. Dogs are?:...sometimes fun, if they're big and sloppy. rahahba Any phobias, traumas or other weirdnesses?:I'm weird all around. I'm afraid of butterflies...which is strange o_O
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