May 29, 2010 21:41
theres this wild man at the sketchy hotel im living at.
i never see him wearing a shirt, and he has long blonde hair, and a goatee. he is always drunk with the rest of his bare chested buds(which i think is cool, the no shirt part). the other day i came out of my room, and he is on his phone yelling " what bitch, im gonna have another baby!?!?!" " thats bullshit!"
then there is a pause and all i hear is, " oh you got a doctors appointment tomorrow?? OH OKAY BABY I GOTTA GO!"
he immedietly hangs up, screams " FUCKKK!" and throws his phone into the snake infested swamp.
about ten minutes later, he walks knee deep into the swamp(something i wont go 20 feet from) and finds his phone.
this whole process happens two more times that night.