8 of the most comforting words you'll hear

[xxoe]

Contact with facial skin may cause facial numbness.I'm de-lousing the house. It's strangely satisfying watching them come scurrying out of their newly toxined homes only to meet the long-reach nozzle of DOOM. Shhht, POW, they drop dead. The bigger, stronger ones last a measly second or two, waving and trying to run. Cackle cackle cackle

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[sprout_thang]

Mum got given "Let Stalk Strine" when she was new to the country and couldn't understand a word them Port folk were mumbling. Didn't help her a bit.

ps. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocker

[xxoe]

Pffft. As if that's how it's spelt.

'An ocker does not necessarily have to be a larrikin and vice versa'.
Come on Alf, who really uses the L word these days?

[cheesecheese]

You should get in there and update the Ocker entry on Wikipedia! Also, add an entry for 'okka' although I've never seen it spelt that way, only as ocker.

Little Johnny gives me the creeps. He never speaks with any passion, ever, for any reason. I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not only a puppet but a robot! This newfangled television machine with extra channels (foxtel) is trying to convince me that David Suzuki would make a good leader for Australia. But only if he gets a haircut.

[xxoe]

When are you doing your new year's post?
It was nice of you to take so many flattering pictures of me.

[sprout_thang]

I'm not - they're for you to play with if you want.

ps. "Whine cher comoveren avtee?"

[sprout_thang]

"I was zony sane lar snite we oughter seeyas."

[xxoe]

Problem being you are 3000km away and I didn't think you drank tea.

[sprout_thang]

UN-STRINE!!!

tea= dinner.

[xxoe]

Forgive me, I was confused, for we never truly adopted that term in my family.

Families who call it 'tea' also call toasted sandwiches 'brevilles' and use gravox.