This is actually funny
you know your from ALDEN when:
When everyone you know works at either tops, mcdonalds, or carbones.
When cayuga creek is the place to hang out.
When your principle is fired for being an alcoholic.. but then gets re-hired to work with little kids.
When everybody knows everything .. about everyone.
When the mall is half an hour away.
When there are two proms so people can be sluts.
When your 7th grade science teacher watches porn..in class.
When your bus ride is an hour.. even though you live five mintues from the school and there are two other busses that go by your house because they have to drop off your neighbors.
When everyone runs to class when the big guy in the pink shirt comes down the hall way.
When your Homecoming game is 33-0..and you lost.
When rifle is your best sport.
When your teachers cut your clothing.
When ripped jeans are a sin.
When you cant walk down the hall wihtout hearing the word "fuck" 18 million times.
When theres 7 feet of snow outside and u still have school, unless theres a lot of wind.
When school is cancled because the bus garage forgets to plug in the busses.
When your summer vacations a week longer then everyone elses.
When the vending machine gets kicked in so they fix it with a metal bar.
When everyone stands around the vending machine to watch not 1, but 2, twix bars fall out of the machine! bargain.
When everyone has a season pass to darian lake
When every sentence either starts or ends with the words yo, dude, or slut.
When the nurse sends you home for a paper cut, after she gives you a band-aid.
When away games are 3 hours away, and its pouring when you get there.
When everyones excited for spaghetti day, cause that means big cookie day.
When you see people running through the halls and tackling other people to get a big cookie.
When you know and call the substitute tachers by their first name.
When the cheese for potatoe bar is actually just a big tub of nacho cheese.
When at least two people you associate with live on or near a farm.
Driving to school takes an extra half hour because you're stuck behind a tractor.
When the most number one thing people do in the summer is go to six flags because it's 10 min up the road.
When everyone hates six flags, cause they've worked there, or they are just sick of it, but they go anyway.
You listen to country, then deny that you do.
When the lunch ladies dont have all of their limbs.
When all of the guys dress and act gay, but make fun of the kid who actually is.
When your schools rival is every other school in Western New York.
When snow mobile trails are used more than actual roads.
When your school has one of the highest academic scores in the state, only because most of the people drop out.
When you go to parties and see people there who graduated 4 years ago.
When your gym teacher only has 7 toes.
when the 8th graders get caught with pot and vodka. o man.
When half the girls in the school think the new principal is hott.
When every kid is pissed off because the school is serving snowman shaped hot pretzles rather than the regualr ones.
when your math teacher is a nazi.
When Your known for two things: drinking heavily or being a whore.
When the cool thing to do is walk around town aimlessly.
When you have to drive a mile to get to your friends house... nextdoor.
When the best thing to do is go to billiebobs.
When you see people either driving tractors or lawn mowers around the town.
When you spend an entire Environmental Lab class watching Jeff Foxworthy..
When even the teacher know who "Siffy" is.
When you watch boot-leg copies of movies and no one gives it a second thought.
When you watch lion king at least 3 times a year during class.
When you see your teachers at the store, and carry out conversations with them.
...add some & keep it going...
When everyone you know works at either tops, mcdonalds, or carbones.
When cayuga creek is the place to hang out.
When your principle is fired for being an alcoholic.. but then gets re-hired to work with little kids.
When everybody knows everything .. about everyone.
When the mall is half an hour away.
When there are two proms so people can be sluts.
When your 7th grade science teacher watches porn..in class.
When your bus ride is an hour.. even though you live five mintues from the school and there are two other busses that go by your house because they have to drop off your neighbors.
When everyone runs to class when the big guy in the pink shirt comes down the hall way.
When your Homecoming game is 33-0..and you lost.
When rifle is your best sport.
When your teachers cut your clothing.
When ripped jeans are a sin.
When you cant walk down the hall wihtout hearing the word "fuck" 18 million times.
When theres 7 feet of snow outside and u still have school, unless theres a lot of wind.
When school is cancled because the bus garage forgets to plug in the busses.
When your summer vacations a week longer then everyone elses.
When the vending machine gets kicked in so they fix it with a metal bar.
When everyone stands around the vending machine to watch not 1, but 2, twix bars fall out of the machine! bargain.
When everyone has a season pass to darian lake
When every sentence either starts or ends with the words yo, dude, or slut.
When the nurse sends you home for a paper cut, after she gives you a band-aid.
When away games are 3 hours away, and its pouring when you get there.
When everyones excited for spaghetti day, cause that means big cookie day.
When you see people running through the halls and tackling other people to get a big cookie.
When you know and call the substitute tachers by their first name.
When the cheese for potatoe bar is actually just a big tub of nacho cheese.
When at least two people you associate with live on or near a farm.
Driving to school takes an extra half hour because you're stuck behind a tractor.
When the most number one thing people do in the summer is go to six flags because it's 10 min up the road.
When everyone hates six flags, cause they've worked there, or they are just sick of it, but they go anyway.
You listen to country, then deny that you do.
When the lunch ladies dont have all of their limbs.
When all of the guys dress and act gay, but make fun of the kid who actually is.
When your schools rival is every other school in Western New York.
When snow mobile trails are used more than actual roads.
When your school has one of the highest academic scores in the state, only because most of the people drop out.
When you go to parties and see people there who graduated 4 years ago.
When your gym teacher only has 7 toes.
when the 8th graders get caught with pot and vodka. o man.
When half the girls in the school think the new principal is hott.
When every kid is pissed off because the school is serving snowman shaped hot pretzles rather than the regualr ones.
when your math teacher is a nazi.
When Your known for two things: drinking heavily or being a whore.
When the cool thing to do is walk around town aimlessly.
When you have to drive a mile to get to your friends house... nextdoor.
When the best thing to do is go to billiebobs.
When you see people either driving tractors or lawn mowers around the town.
When you spend an entire Environmental Lab class watching Jeff Foxworthy..
When even the teacher know who "Siffy" is.
When you watch boot-leg copies of movies and no one gives it a second thought.
When you watch lion king at least 3 times a year during class.
When you see your teachers at the store, and carry out conversations with them.
...add some & keep it going...