me and natalie are genius's

Nov 27, 2004 22:39

Natalie and Kelsey's Guide To Getting Over a Guy...
in less than two weeks (including revenge to closure)

Table of Contents:
1.Bashing Your Ex
2.Buy The Ashlee Simpson CD
3.Tell Him He Was A Bad Kisser (even if he wasn’t, it will make you feel better)
4.Go Out With Friends
5.Admit To The Lies
6.Then Go After One Of His Friends
7.Look Your Best
8.Make No Attempt To Communicate With Him
9.Get A New Hobby
10.Forget About Him

Chapter 1: Bashing Your Ex:
Sit with all your friends and say everything bad about your ex… every flaw, every mistake… everything

Chapter 2: Buy the Ashlee Simpson CD:
Listen to numbers 4 (good to rock out and throw things) 6, and 8

Chapter 3: Tell Him He Was a Bad Kisser (even if he wasn’t, it will make you feel better)
GIVE HIM DETAILS.

Chapter 4: Go Out With Your Friends:
Shop, eat, and have an all out girls night out and watch Comedies at someone’s house, along with makeovers.

Chapter 5: Admit To The Lies:
Admit every lie you ever told him , and make him feel bad.

Chapter 6: Then Go After One Of His Friends:
Pick a friend, and flirt with him constantly. Make sure he notices, and he’ll get jealous.

Chapter 7: Look Your Best:
Anytime you see him, put a smile on like you don’t have a care in the world, look confident -make him miss that sexy thang he used to have.

Chapter 8: Make No Attempt To Communicate With Him:
Act like you hardly remember him… or his name!
Chapter 9: Get A Hobby:
Leave no time for him to cross your mind

CHAPTER TEN: Forget About Him:
Remember the good times yall had, but forget all the other stuff, and just move on.
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