The Dwarves MUST DIE!
Ok for all of you fucks that don't know, The Dwarves are my favorite fucking band. And about a year ago this month is when they officialy became my favorite band in the whole entire world. It all started when I rented a SUB-POP video compilation. I only rented because it had 2 Mudhoney videos on it. So I watched those mudhoney videos, sat thru a couple other crappy bands and then in bold letters on the screen it read 'DWARVES, DRUG STORE'...It was the catchiest 1 minute and 5 seconds of music I ever heard. So I didn't even finish the tape, FUCK THE TAPE! I was interested in....The DWARVES!!!!. So that same week or so I headed down to charlies and downloaded every Dwarves song I possibly could and threw them all on a cd, in no specific order. Discovered this song called 'FUCK SO GOOD'(track 6 on my ghetto dwarves mix cd). I was then IN LOVE! I became fucking obsessed! non stop, dwarves, day in and day out. Blood guts and pussy, thank heaven for little girls, the dwarves are young and good looking, horror stories, free cocaine, these CDs became my life! I may not jam to them every second like I did about a year ago but they have changed the face of music forever for me. There are so many punk rock bands in the world, but none like the dwarves. there is just something all out unique about them. raw, rockin, mean, dirty, punk rock, it's all what makes them....The DWARVES!
My fuckin' Dwarves favs!
Favorite Dwarves CD: Blood, Guts & Pussy
4 Favorite Dwarves songs: Fuck So Good, Skin Poppin' Slut, Fuck Around, Dairy Queen
Favorite Dwarf: Blag Dahlia!
Favorite Dwarves quote: "Then came the day she couldn't stay, It was the day that she melted away" -Dairy Queen-
4 Most Influential Songs By The Dwarves: The Ballad of Vadge Moore, Skin Poppin' Slut, Demonica, Dairy Queen
Most Memoriable Experience Involving The Dwarves: Last summer my favorite song was Fuck Around, so yeah, I fucked my ex girlfriend alot around that time, lol, while she was with some other dude. It was just dwarves-alicious for some reason...
AND NOW SOME BONUS SHIT!
A couple e-mails from Blag Dahlia himself....Including my interview!
****Dear Blag,Is the original HORROR STORIES out of print??? Cause I sure did find me a copy at a soundwaves down here in houston. IT'S ALL MINE NOW TOO!
Luv you guys!
-Nasty Nate-
Dear Nate,
Congratulations, you've purchased a bona fide classic, and yeah it's out of
print.
SATAN!****
****(My first e-mail to the dwarves ever)DWARVES! COME TO HOUSTON ON YOUR NEXT TOUR, PLEASE! WE LOVE YOU! And if you guys ever need an opening band anytime you come down here to houston, drop me a line at this e-mail address, we love to tear it up! Also check with our buddies the Vatos Locos, they fukkin rock. Anyways, take care.
Dear Nathan,
We love you too, baby! And we shall return to Houston, as soon as we get
around to it and they get a club out there.
Keep your eyes peeled...****
****1. I read in an interview w/ you by ?Mark Kindle?(I think) that ya'll like
every Dwarves cd to have sort of a different sound. I thought Come Clean was
an awesome experimental album. Will MUST DIE be as experimental? softer?
faster? or harder? ect...
BLAG:Dwarves Must Die is all things to all people. Every genre is there, evern
some that haven't been invented yet.
2. What ever happened to the Suburban Nightmare singer Julius Sizure?
BLAG:He became the mighty Blag the Ripper!
3. Some of you'r past lyrics have sorta confused me such as "And tell me
that you'r whites are safe to suck you'r dick" -Smack City- + others from
Blood, Guts & Pussy, Are you bi?
BLAG:"And tell me that your wife's a Saint for sucking dick" it's mocking
Seattle bands and their girlfriends.
4. Weren't you the guitarist for the Dwarves back in the Suburban
Nightmare/Horror Stories era?
BLAG:Yes indeed.
5. Who wrote most of the songs(music) during the same era?
BLAG:I always wrote a lot and cowrote with the rest of the band, too.
6. Have you ever fucked any of the chicks on ya'lls past album's artwork?
BLAG:I try and keep it professional, except for the salivating.
7. How old are you guys(in age)?
BLAG:Too damn old.
8. Did you ever know Nikki Sikki from Verbal Abuse, or Ed Reyes from
U.Y.U.S?
BLAG:Yes, no.
9. Could you explain the meaning behind the song skin poppin' slut? I have
spoken to Ron from MDC about it because he mentioned a thing or 2 since it's
my e-mail address...(He mentioned he "dated the skin poppin' slut")
BLAG:Ron's a skin poppin slut himself. Hopefully he's recovered.
10. Have you or any of the other Dwarves seen G.G. Allin live?
BLAG:We visited him in lockdown in Michigan. He also stayed with me in SF in the
early 90s. It was quite a fecal trip.
11. What the fuck ever happened to Salt Peter!?(Bad ass fuckin' bassist!)
BLAG:He still rules.
Ok heres a couple rather pointless questions...
12. Do you guys think that George W. Bush is a fake ass texan and a panty
waste baby killer?
BLAG:Yes.
13. Speaking of TX, do ya'll enjoy it here? Because 'We Must Have Blood'
mentions TX and 'Dairy Queen' is only a TX restaraunt
BLAG:Dwarves love Texas! Hook 'em horns.
14. Is there honestly that much of a future for The Dwarves?
BLAG:No.
15.Will ya'll ever come back to houston TX again for sure?(BECAUSE I'M DYIN'
TO SEE YA'LL!!!!)
BLAG:Indeed we will.
And the most important one of all.....
16. What do you think of RC Cola?
BLAG:It's my fave cola.****
But anyways mother fucks, i'm out, leave a comment on what you think of the Dwarves if you like them...If you don't like them don't bother me....and you'r a cunt, peace
NATHAN <3'S The DWARVES!!!!
My fuckin' Dwarves favs!
Favorite Dwarves CD: Blood, Guts & Pussy
4 Favorite Dwarves songs: Fuck So Good, Skin Poppin' Slut, Fuck Around, Dairy Queen
Favorite Dwarf: Blag Dahlia!
Favorite Dwarves quote: "Then came the day she couldn't stay, It was the day that she melted away" -Dairy Queen-
4 Most Influential Songs By The Dwarves: The Ballad of Vadge Moore, Skin Poppin' Slut, Demonica, Dairy Queen
Most Memoriable Experience Involving The Dwarves: Last summer my favorite song was Fuck Around, so yeah, I fucked my ex girlfriend alot around that time, lol, while she was with some other dude. It was just dwarves-alicious for some reason...
AND NOW SOME BONUS SHIT!
A couple e-mails from Blag Dahlia himself....Including my interview!
****Dear Blag,Is the original HORROR STORIES out of print??? Cause I sure did find me a copy at a soundwaves down here in houston. IT'S ALL MINE NOW TOO!
Luv you guys!
-Nasty Nate-
Dear Nate,
Congratulations, you've purchased a bona fide classic, and yeah it's out of
print.
SATAN!****
****(My first e-mail to the dwarves ever)DWARVES! COME TO HOUSTON ON YOUR NEXT TOUR, PLEASE! WE LOVE YOU! And if you guys ever need an opening band anytime you come down here to houston, drop me a line at this e-mail address, we love to tear it up! Also check with our buddies the Vatos Locos, they fukkin rock. Anyways, take care.
Dear Nathan,
We love you too, baby! And we shall return to Houston, as soon as we get
around to it and they get a club out there.
Keep your eyes peeled...****
****1. I read in an interview w/ you by ?Mark Kindle?(I think) that ya'll like
every Dwarves cd to have sort of a different sound. I thought Come Clean was
an awesome experimental album. Will MUST DIE be as experimental? softer?
faster? or harder? ect...
BLAG:Dwarves Must Die is all things to all people. Every genre is there, evern
some that haven't been invented yet.
2. What ever happened to the Suburban Nightmare singer Julius Sizure?
BLAG:He became the mighty Blag the Ripper!
3. Some of you'r past lyrics have sorta confused me such as "And tell me
that you'r whites are safe to suck you'r dick" -Smack City- + others from
Blood, Guts & Pussy, Are you bi?
BLAG:"And tell me that your wife's a Saint for sucking dick" it's mocking
Seattle bands and their girlfriends.
4. Weren't you the guitarist for the Dwarves back in the Suburban
Nightmare/Horror Stories era?
BLAG:Yes indeed.
5. Who wrote most of the songs(music) during the same era?
BLAG:I always wrote a lot and cowrote with the rest of the band, too.
6. Have you ever fucked any of the chicks on ya'lls past album's artwork?
BLAG:I try and keep it professional, except for the salivating.
7. How old are you guys(in age)?
BLAG:Too damn old.
8. Did you ever know Nikki Sikki from Verbal Abuse, or Ed Reyes from
U.Y.U.S?
BLAG:Yes, no.
9. Could you explain the meaning behind the song skin poppin' slut? I have
spoken to Ron from MDC about it because he mentioned a thing or 2 since it's
my e-mail address...(He mentioned he "dated the skin poppin' slut")
BLAG:Ron's a skin poppin slut himself. Hopefully he's recovered.
10. Have you or any of the other Dwarves seen G.G. Allin live?
BLAG:We visited him in lockdown in Michigan. He also stayed with me in SF in the
early 90s. It was quite a fecal trip.
11. What the fuck ever happened to Salt Peter!?(Bad ass fuckin' bassist!)
BLAG:He still rules.
Ok heres a couple rather pointless questions...
12. Do you guys think that George W. Bush is a fake ass texan and a panty
waste baby killer?
BLAG:Yes.
13. Speaking of TX, do ya'll enjoy it here? Because 'We Must Have Blood'
mentions TX and 'Dairy Queen' is only a TX restaraunt
BLAG:Dwarves love Texas! Hook 'em horns.
14. Is there honestly that much of a future for The Dwarves?
BLAG:No.
15.Will ya'll ever come back to houston TX again for sure?(BECAUSE I'M DYIN'
TO SEE YA'LL!!!!)
BLAG:Indeed we will.
And the most important one of all.....
16. What do you think of RC Cola?
BLAG:It's my fave cola.****
But anyways mother fucks, i'm out, leave a comment on what you think of the Dwarves if you like them...If you don't like them don't bother me....and you'r a cunt, peace
NATHAN <3'S The DWARVES!!!!