(no subject)
In the year 2006 I resolve to:
Make the FBI's most wanted list.
Get your resolution here
eh?
some o these are so random ya just gotta read em all
today was TORTURE! I'm not talking about going back to school, that was ok. Piano! piano piano! for the entire lesson all I could hear was this high pitched note dragging in the air, a mystery to where it came from. Turns out it was her hearing aid! my head hurts sooo bad from it. Kind of like doctor beat but worse? hm..
So's today I was out huntin' and I got a nice rabbit of medium size and build. Then I is wonderin': what if this here bunny done turn into a billy goat and nip my behind? Retribution, y'all see now? That would hurt somethin' awful.. I speak from experience here.
I'll need to mull this over with a cold drinka moonshine fresh from the bathtub.