xXMonday NightXx

Jun 01, 2004 00:28


Tonight i went to Oxes house again for another bonfire. it was fun, brad was there, i havnet seen him in a while, i think him and me are going to the fftl show on wensday. fun stuff. i found some good jokes today off this girls LJ there prety funny.

xXJokesXx

how many add kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
i dunno lets go ride bikes.

how many ska kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10 - one to screw it in, one to drop it, and eight to pick it up pick it up.

how many punk kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3 - one to screw it in, one to unscrew it, and one to smash it with a baseball bat.

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none. they like to cry in the dark.

how many hardcore kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3 - one to screw it in, one to unscrew it, and one to smash it to the ground and scream at it.

how many straight edge kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 - one to screw it in, and one to draw an X on it.

how many pot heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...i don't remember.
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