-*// Where have you been. Ive been waiting so long to hear from you //*-
well today started out really busy woke up early had to take roxy to get her haircut she looks sooo purty now i love her cant wait till tonite wanna open my presents get my cell phone i prmise tj that once i opened it i would call him lol oh yea we talked todai called him to see if we were fightin and he wasnt mad he thought that i hung up on him lol so it was all one big mistake we talked on the phone for 2 hours or sumthin i forgot it was soo cool we talked about everythin so yea.. we r cool now lol cant wait to see him soon well i goota go get ready for tonite and call melissa i gotta wish her a good xmas so im out
WhAt GuYs ReAlLy MeAn
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Nice dress. = Nice cleavage!
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
You look tense; let me give you a massage. = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
WhAt We ReAlLy MeAn
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need. = I want.
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead. = I don't want you to.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
You're so.... Manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.