I never realized how empty my life was until I discovered what I was missing by not following Juuken Sentai Gekiranger. I've been
reading about it on Wikipedia, and, okay, the article's kinda long, so let me tell you why everyone needs to watch it now.
One -- Zukkii plays the main character, Jan, who was raised in the mountains. By tigers.
Two -- Arayan plays his nemesis, Rio, whose past is so dark and mysterious even he doesn't know what the hell's up with it.
Three -- Ishida Akira-sama voices one of Rio's underlings. SKLDJF:LSKHDG:DKLHG:SKLHDG
Not won over yet?
Go watch the extended OP. If anyone can tell me where to download this (preferably subbed) I will give you my soul. No, seriously, I'll Mortal Kombat it back from Johnny-san and you can have it for the low low price of Gekiranger downloads! This fabulous prize can be yours, if the price is right!
...Please.
Yes, the series does have furries which creep the hell out of me, but for Zukkii Ranger and the Dark Lord Arayan, I'm willing to tough it out!
ETA: Ne'mind, found it myself. Does this mean I get to keep my soul? I guess I'd have to ninja it back from JE first. Maybe I can go all Homer Simpson and give it to Nika for a wedding present. Take that, Devil Johnny!