(no subject)
My brother scared of Jehova's Witnesses today. He was listening to Lamb of God when he answered the door. Now, if you're not familliar with Lamb of God, said brother described them as "sounding like Satan".
I love my family.
In other news, I disturbed Neighbour Girl L-chan by talking about how the snow is out to get me, and how it was only snowing for a couple of seconds, but I knew it was there and the snow knew I knew it was there, and so on. Finally, I explained to her that I've been incredibly paranoid all day.
Why?
This shit right here.
She read it over, stared at me, and said, "If you met this guy in real life, you'd have ripped out his jugular by now. With your teeth."
And of course she's right.
Somebody tell this kid to get out of my fandom? Right the fuck now?
I love my family.
In other news, I disturbed Neighbour Girl L-chan by talking about how the snow is out to get me, and how it was only snowing for a couple of seconds, but I knew it was there and the snow knew I knew it was there, and so on. Finally, I explained to her that I've been incredibly paranoid all day.
Why?
This shit right here.
She read it over, stared at me, and said, "If you met this guy in real life, you'd have ripped out his jugular by now. With your teeth."
And of course she's right.
Somebody tell this kid to get out of my fandom? Right the fuck now?