MY NATURAL ENEMY IS STAIRS.
Monday: On my way to class I cut through the ground floor of a parking structure and managed to trip over... the ground, nearly taking out at least three people in the process. I landed with my feet on the ground, my butt on the ground, and my knees in the air, which wouldn't be a big deal except I was wearing a knee-length dress at the time.
Tuesday: I nearly got hit by a very quiet cyclist coming around a blind corner approaching the speed of sound... incidentally a stone's throw away from where I crashed and burned the day before.
Thursday (today): I leave an exam, feeling pretty decent about how I did, and promptly trip over my pantleg and fall down a flight of stairs.
You know, I was concerned about surviving this week, but I was talking about exams and essays! Lord, this is ridiculous, I may as well just change my name to Onew and be done with it.
Okay, five page essay to write for tomorrow and it's not worth a lot so if I halfass it the world will not end, and then I can get some sleep! I have been waiting all week for a chance to get some sleep. ;_;
(For the record my boyband association tactic kind of failed because I accidentally tuned out the music while writing my notes. Nietzsche got associated with f(x), I have no idea what I was listening to in the middle, and the last section got associated with U-KISS with the problem there being I couldn't remember any actual names for that part. But I remembered most of the ideology, so I think I'm good anyway.)
Tuesday: I nearly got hit by a very quiet cyclist coming around a blind corner approaching the speed of sound... incidentally a stone's throw away from where I crashed and burned the day before.
Thursday (today): I leave an exam, feeling pretty decent about how I did, and promptly trip over my pantleg and fall down a flight of stairs.
You know, I was concerned about surviving this week, but I was talking about exams and essays! Lord, this is ridiculous, I may as well just change my name to Onew and be done with it.
Okay, five page essay to write for tomorrow and it's not worth a lot so if I halfass it the world will not end, and then I can get some sleep! I have been waiting all week for a chance to get some sleep. ;_;
(For the record my boyband association tactic kind of failed because I accidentally tuned out the music while writing my notes. Nietzsche got associated with f(x), I have no idea what I was listening to in the middle, and the last section got associated with U-KISS with the problem there being I couldn't remember any actual names for that part. But I remembered most of the ideology, so I think I'm good anyway.)