There's also a FA major in the class, who happens to be flamingly gay. I TOLD YOU ART GUYS ARE GAY.

Sep 11, 2009 14:56

lololol I had a lecture at 8:30 this morning and I didn't wake up until 8:07. I got there on time, but my lungs were burning from running across campus in twenty minutes. SO OUT OF SHAPE. LUNGS SO FULL OF SMOKE. *WHEEZES*

The lecture itself was okay but nothing special; the prof seems nice enough and lectures in a way that gets the info across without being either overwhelming or anything special. He did, however, summarize different classic Chinese ideologies with the example of driving slowly on the 401.

Confucianism: Drive the speed limit because it is the right thing to do, and others will follow your example, leading to safer conditions.
Legalism: Enforce the speed law with the death penalty, leading to safer conditions.
Daoist Naturalism: Drive slowly if it's what you feel you would like to do. People will drive the speed they feel they wish to, and eventually potholes will simply take over. People will no longer be able to drive and we will live in a pothill-filled utopia.

IDEK, I couldn't stop cracking up. Obviously Legalism would work quite nicely, but "pothill-filled utopia" does have a nice ring to it... XD XD XD

The professor, by the way, does not handle any of the tutorials or grading himself; all of that falls to Mr. Lim, who is eh pretty cool dude and doesn't afraid of his female students' hockey team preferences. He had everyone introduce themselves and I happened to be first.

KEI: ...And I like sports manga.
MR. LIM: Do you like hockey?
KEI: Yes, as a matter of fact.
MR. LIM: What team?!
KEI: ...Montreal?
MR. LIM: Nooooooo, Leafs are the best!

At which point a girl on the other side of the room and I pointed and laughed at him for being obviously mistaken, prompting him to demand of every subsequent student their own hockey team preferences, giving them only two options. There were actually about an equal number of people for either team, but the remaining uncertain third were "talked into" picking the Leafs by Mr. Lim reminding them who will be marking their papers.

LOLOLOL BEST CLASS OF THIS YEAR SO FAR.

Oh, and there's a guy trying to start a ninjitsu club. That's right. There's a ninja in my class. *ROLLS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING* I wonder if he's fuckin' famous in Japan. |D

lol ninja what, awesome stuff, hockey, don't tell mr. lim i think he's awesome

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