Everyone knows you run faster while holding a knife!
To say I'm no good at games played from a first-person perspective would be a massive understatement. The first time I played Halo, I got stuck in a corner and couldn't figure out how to get unstuck. I basically suck at FPS games, unless they're the type where you actually hold a gun.
My brother likes FPS games, though, and I really enjoy backseat gaming.
HIM. Oh my god, this guy's character is named Inigo Montoya.
ME. What, ask him who killed his father.
HIM. Hey Inigo, who killed your father? ...He said a six-fingered man.
ME. Oh, tell him we saw one-a those.
HIM. Yeah, we totally saw him.
ME. Wait, he was carrying the sixth finger, does it still count?
HIM. Does it still count if he was carrying the sixth finger? He found it in his chili.
And then he somehow found himself in a wheat field full of zombies.
HIM. Look, vegetarian zombies! GRAAAAIIINS...
My brother likes FPS games, though, and I really enjoy backseat gaming.
HIM. Oh my god, this guy's character is named Inigo Montoya.
ME. What, ask him who killed his father.
HIM. Hey Inigo, who killed your father? ...He said a six-fingered man.
ME. Oh, tell him we saw one-a those.
HIM. Yeah, we totally saw him.
ME. Wait, he was carrying the sixth finger, does it still count?
HIM. Does it still count if he was carrying the sixth finger? He found it in his chili.
And then he somehow found himself in a wheat field full of zombies.
HIM. Look, vegetarian zombies! GRAAAAIIINS...