So some time last week I ordered a few things from Amazon.ca -- being a movie, a book, and a CD, the last one being for my stepdad's birthday, which is today. So today I got woken up by the phone (which is pretty standard for a Saturday; I sleep late and Mom phones early) and Greg thanked me for the CD, then handed the phone to my mom, who I'd given permission to open the package from Amazon so Greg would get his present even though I'm staying at school for the weekend.
MOM. Why did you order a book about having a baby?
ME. .............................WHAT?
MOM. ...Is there something you need to tell me?
ME. *trying not to break things*
For reference,
this is the book they were supposed to send me.
WHY CAN'T THINGS EVER GO RIGHT? WHAT KARMIC GOD DID I MANAGE TO PISS OFF? That's it, from now on I only order books from Chapters. *grumbles*