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The Top 15 Things Overheard on St. Patrick's Day
15> "I call it the Blarney Bone -- care to give it a little kiss?"
14> "Billy! Don't eat the green snow!"
13> "Green beer is just blue beer that's been recycled, laddie."
12> "Time to face facts, Erin: You're 57, and the 'go braless' thing ain't what it used ta be."
11> "For a mere $50, boys, St. Patricia here can drive the snake out of your pants."
10> "Today we're serving a traditional Celtic breakfast: Lucky Charms and beer."
9> "That green mold in your boxers does *not* count as wearing something green."
8> "I'm a wee bit homesick for the old sod. What say we blow up a Catholic school bus for old time sake?"
7> "There's nothing like stepping in green vomit to remind you what day it is."
6> "Yes, Whitney, technically it is green. But our goal is to get you off drugs."
5> "Hello, 911? I'm trapped in an elevator full of people who just had corned beef and cabbage for lunch. PLEASE hurry."
4> "Dude, you'd better pull the car over before Erin go BRAGGHHH all over your back seat."
3> "Is it me or does Ted Kennedy look a different shade of green today?"
2> "Yo, beyotch, kissizzle me; I'm Irishizzle!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard on St. Patrick's Day...
1> "Catch that leprechaun! He's got weapons of mass destruction!"
15> "I call it the Blarney Bone -- care to give it a little kiss?"
14> "Billy! Don't eat the green snow!"
13> "Green beer is just blue beer that's been recycled, laddie."
12> "Time to face facts, Erin: You're 57, and the 'go braless' thing ain't what it used ta be."
11> "For a mere $50, boys, St. Patricia here can drive the snake out of your pants."
10> "Today we're serving a traditional Celtic breakfast: Lucky Charms and beer."
9> "That green mold in your boxers does *not* count as wearing something green."
8> "I'm a wee bit homesick for the old sod. What say we blow up a Catholic school bus for old time sake?"
7> "There's nothing like stepping in green vomit to remind you what day it is."
6> "Yes, Whitney, technically it is green. But our goal is to get you off drugs."
5> "Hello, 911? I'm trapped in an elevator full of people who just had corned beef and cabbage for lunch. PLEASE hurry."
4> "Dude, you'd better pull the car over before Erin go BRAGGHHH all over your back seat."
3> "Is it me or does Ted Kennedy look a different shade of green today?"
2> "Yo, beyotch, kissizzle me; I'm Irishizzle!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard on St. Patrick's Day...
1> "Catch that leprechaun! He's got weapons of mass destruction!"