i hate this shit....oh well

[xxlilacwinexx]

(X) = true
(_) false

(_) I never have been drunk
(_) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex.
(X) I never crashed a friend's car
(X) I never have been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never have been dumped
(_) I never had sex in public
(_) I never shoplifted
(X) I never have been fired
(X) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(_) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I never have been arrested
(X) I never made out with a stranger
(_) I never stole something from my job
(X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(X) I never went on a blind date
(X) I never lied to a friend
(_) I never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(X) I never slept with a co-worker
(X) I never cut myself on purpose
(X) I never had sex at the office
(X) I've never been married
(X) I've never been divorced (the leading cause of divorce is marriage)
(_) I never have posed nude
(X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) I never cheated on my significant other
(X) I never had sex with my boss
(_) I never have eaten snake meat
(X) I never jumped out of an airplane
(X) I have never been to a nudist event
(X) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(X) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(_) I've never broken any bones.
(_) I've never had my writing published.
(X) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been scuba diving
(_) I have never done karaoke
(X) I have never had cyber sex
(_) I've never been a vegetarian
(_) I've never attended college
(X) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me
(_) I have never been bowling
(X) I have never broken into a house
(_) I have never passed out drunk
(X) I've never fired a gun
(_) I've never been to Hawaii
(_) I've never made a hole in one (golf, you perverts!)
(X) I've never pet an alligator!
(_) I've never gone to another continent
(_) I've never missed work because I was too hung over
(_) I've never gone white water rafting
(_) I've never been so sure of anything in my whole life