Llamas with hats

Jun 25, 2009 21:42

Carl there is a dead human in our house. 
    Ho hey... how did he get here ? 
    Carl, what did you do ? 
                                      Me...that oh... I didn`t do that. 
                                      Explain what happend Carl ? 
                                      I never seen him before in my life. 
                                      Why did you kill this person Carl ? 
                                      I do not kill people, that is my least favourite thing to do. 
                                      Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home. 
                                      Alright...Well I was upstairs... 
                                      Okay. 
                                      I was sitting in my room... 
                                      Yes 
                                      Reading a book...                                                        
                                      Go on. 
                                      And well this guy walked in...  
                                      Okay. 
                                      So I went up to him... 
                                      Yes. 
                                      And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. 
                                      Carl, that kills people. 
                                      Oh, oh...Well, I didn`t know that. 
                                      How could you not know that ?
                            Yeah I`m in the wrong here, I suck.
                                      What happend to his hands? 
                                      What?  
                                      His hands, why are they missing? 
                                      I kind of cooked them up and eat them.
                                      Carl. 
                                      I was hungry and well, you know when you crave hands. 
                                      Why on earth would you do that ? 
                                      I was hungry for hands...give me a break. 
                                      Carl. 
                                      My stomach was making the rumblies... 
                                      Carl. 
                                      That only hands would satistfy. 
                                      What is wrong with you, Carl ? 
                                      Well, I kill people and eat hands that two things.

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