Jun 25, 2009 21:42
Carl there is a dead human in our house.
Ho hey... how did he get here ?
Carl, what did you do ?
Me...that oh... I didn`t do that.
Explain what happend Carl ?
I never seen him before in my life.
Why did you kill this person Carl ?
I do not kill people, that is my least favourite thing to do.
Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Alright...Well I was upstairs...
Okay.
I was sitting in my room...
Yes
Reading a book...
Go on.
And well this guy walked in...
Okay.
So I went up to him...
Yes.
And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Carl, that kills people.
Oh, oh...Well, I didn`t know that.
How could you not know that ?
Yeah I`m in the wrong here, I suck.
What happend to his hands?
What?
His hands, why are they missing?
I kind of cooked them up and eat them.
Carl.
I was hungry and well, you know when you crave hands.
Why on earth would you do that ?
I was hungry for hands...give me a break.
Carl.
My stomach was making the rumblies...
Carl.
That only hands would satistfy.
What is wrong with you, Carl ?
Well, I kill people and eat hands that two things.
llamas with hats,
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