Funniest movie...
Napoleon Dynamite : Just tell her to come get me.
Kip : Why?
Napoleon Dynamite : Cause I don't feel good!
Kip : Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite : No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip : No.
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip : No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip : Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite : I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip : See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite : Ugh! Idiot!
Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite : Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite : I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.
Pedro : Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite : Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro : Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Napoleon Dynamite : What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro : It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite : Dang!... You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite : [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks glass of milk] The defect in this one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1 : That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks second glass of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2 : Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.
Kip : Why?
Napoleon Dynamite : Cause I don't feel good!
Kip : Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite : No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip : No.
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip : No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite : But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip : Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite : I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip : See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite : Ugh! Idiot!
Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite : Whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh!
Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite : I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could probably be drinking whole milk.
Pedro : Do you think people will vote for me?
Napoleon Dynamite : Heck yes! I'd vote for you.
Pedro : Like what are my skills?
Napoleon Dynamite : Well, you have a sweet bike. And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.
Napoleon Dynamite : What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro : It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite : Dang!... You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite : [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time.
Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks glass of milk] The defect in this one is bleach.
FFA Judge No. 1 : That's right.
Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.
Napoleon Dynamite : [drinks second glass of milk] This one tastes like the cow got into an onion patch.
FFA Judge No. 2 : Correct.
Napoleon Dynamite : Yessssssssss.