no more safeways for you, vicki
oh god. i am so fucking scared out of my brains. ahhh! Ok.. ill tell you what happened.. if you wanna know...
It starts with me and kirsty just hanging out. we met up in ealing after my hospital appointment (turns out i have sinositis.. or however you spell it.. which is good cus at least now i can get cured and i can breathe! woohoo!), and, being around lunchtime and all, we were feeling a bit hungry. so kirsty and I decided that safeways was the best place to go for yummeh cheap food. when there we got ourselves some lemon slices (oh lord, how buff).. we paid for them.. then we decided we wanted a banana. queues were long, and i couldnt be bothered to pay for just one measely banana so i said 'no kirsty, lets just take it out.. its not like anything will happen if we just take out this weee lil banana with no barcode on it or anyting.. you know.. it only costs THIRTEEN PENCE' hahahaha. yeah. 'Stop' said a man. 'have you paid for those?'. quickly i rumaged around in my morrisons bag (safeways has changed its name.. how gay) pretending to look for the receipt. haha. i couldnt find it. i said 'i cant find it but well pay for them again'. we paid for the bananas. phewf. we walked out, then from behind us a man shouted 'OI COME BACK HERE' ... dun dun dunnnn. evil storekeeper came to tell us that we were caught shoplifting. (A BANANA?! WTF?!!) we were taken to the back of the shop where our photos, adress, and names were taken, and we were told that if we were ever to enter in a safeways store ever again, anywhere in the country, they would call the police and say that we have been trespassing. shit. SHIT. well.. nevermind. i wont go in there again.. its only safeways. its got shitty management anyway. YEAH. heard me? good. SHITTY. so. i came home. told my dad the story, but replaced the occasional 'me' with 'my friend'. and he told me that she would now have a criminal record, and if she applied for jobs it would be noted that she had a criminal record which indicated that she had shoplifted. the police didn't come though.. aaahahhh i am SO stressed... is this true?! DO I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD? i swear im a good kid..i promise.. i promise on, erm, my mummy. please help me calm down cus i am very very very stressed. aaaaaaaaahhhh. so COMMENT on this : DO I HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD? YES? NO? THANK YOU, IF YOU PLEASE!
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