For Me:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
xxlapidatoxx sent to me...
Twelve turtles drumming
Eleven tatoos piping
Ten flowers a-fishing
Nine books camping
Eight vegetables a-cooking
Seven dogs a-reading
Six pictures a-composting
Five bla-a-a-ack orpheus
Four terry brooks
Three hg wells
Two mixed drinks
...and a taco in a precious ii.
And for my love:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
mondoholocaust sent to me...
Twelve crapston villas drumming
Eleven fucking champs piping
Ten spagetti westerns a-leaping
Nine zombies dancing
Eight cannibals a-milking
Seven nipples a-swimming
Six oxes a-laying
Five ca-a-a-ane toads
Four straw dogs
Three dayglo abortions
Two red sparowes
...and an alice in a deschutes brewery.