sounds like a blast
these are just some events of one of my friends' trip to las vegas hehe
Oh it was a "blast" alright. We met up with one of my "high roller" buds and got everything fuckin comped. Free suites and shit at the Ballagio. I was up at the BJ table(blackjack) kickin some azz while my buds over in the lounge gettin fucked up with both my chick AND his. Only reason why I never gave a fuck is cuz the this fuckin SSSSSSSSSSmokin horny bitch was at the table complementing me and shit.............They dont call it the fuckin "BJ Table" for nothin. I mean this bitch was so fuckin hot........she was probably like 30 or so auburn hair and titties so goddamn perfect. I just wanted to throw down my fuckin cards and break her off right on the table. So we get to talkin about the faggot azz Siegfried and Roy thing when one of em got mangled and shit and she starts talkin about them being such "rough pussy cats"..............she's sort of hammered and start sayin she likes "soft pussy" as in pussycats but an obvious pun. Then I started talkin about how violently they handle the cats to begin with and how "pussy should be handled with caress before the "big show" needing to earn trust and feel the power before it actually uses it. I was all slick and shit workin my game on this bitch then my fuktard friends come over to the table and wanna go on some fukin gay ass MGM tour. I was like fuk go back and drink some more...but I couldn't act like I was tryin to tap this bitch next to me while the chick Im with was there. Id never hear the fukin end of it on the ride home.Other than that we all got bum fuk wasted, hung out in the suites, fucked around, played in the arcades, gambled our parents' money lol and got a shit load of kama sutra shit, I rented a black 911 so I was a metaller all pimped out with a bottle of jack but had these dumbfucks with me crampin my fuckin style. Lmao and yes its exactly how u may be picturing it right now. Thats how we do it Nigga. My License plate shoulda said: WITEPWR \m/MY bud looks sort of like a more metal-dressed Bob from Jay and Silent Bob. And the two bitches ridin with us was one of my chicks who looks like a more evil Nev Campbell from the movie Craft and her metalled out/white trash Britney spears lookin friend. Picture us all decked out in black chains and all, blasting OZzY at 3 quarter crank in a black 911 Carrera around all hip hop niggers and opie-lookin white trailer trash motherfuckers.
hehehe am having a HUGE plate of chinese ricee MMMM
Oh it was a "blast" alright. We met up with one of my "high roller" buds and got everything fuckin comped. Free suites and shit at the Ballagio. I was up at the BJ table(blackjack) kickin some azz while my buds over in the lounge gettin fucked up with both my chick AND his. Only reason why I never gave a fuck is cuz the this fuckin SSSSSSSSSSmokin horny bitch was at the table complementing me and shit.............They dont call it the fuckin "BJ Table" for nothin. I mean this bitch was so fuckin hot........she was probably like 30 or so auburn hair and titties so goddamn perfect. I just wanted to throw down my fuckin cards and break her off right on the table. So we get to talkin about the faggot azz Siegfried and Roy thing when one of em got mangled and shit and she starts talkin about them being such "rough pussy cats"..............she's sort of hammered and start sayin she likes "soft pussy" as in pussycats but an obvious pun. Then I started talkin about how violently they handle the cats to begin with and how "pussy should be handled with caress before the "big show" needing to earn trust and feel the power before it actually uses it. I was all slick and shit workin my game on this bitch then my fuktard friends come over to the table and wanna go on some fukin gay ass MGM tour. I was like fuk go back and drink some more...but I couldn't act like I was tryin to tap this bitch next to me while the chick Im with was there. Id never hear the fukin end of it on the ride home.Other than that we all got bum fuk wasted, hung out in the suites, fucked around, played in the arcades, gambled our parents' money lol and got a shit load of kama sutra shit, I rented a black 911 so I was a metaller all pimped out with a bottle of jack but had these dumbfucks with me crampin my fuckin style. Lmao and yes its exactly how u may be picturing it right now. Thats how we do it Nigga. My License plate shoulda said: WITEPWR \m/MY bud looks sort of like a more metal-dressed Bob from Jay and Silent Bob. And the two bitches ridin with us was one of my chicks who looks like a more evil Nev Campbell from the movie Craft and her metalled out/white trash Britney spears lookin friend. Picture us all decked out in black chains and all, blasting OZzY at 3 quarter crank in a black 911 Carrera around all hip hop niggers and opie-lookin white trailer trash motherfuckers.
hehehe am having a HUGE plate of chinese ricee MMMM