we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
yay for more pregnant friends!! i think i am up to knowing 8 pregnant people now, thats 8 playmates. score! how exciiiiiiting.
so yeah, ashley got her BRAND NEW trailblazer. it rocks. xm radio is the fucking shiznit, and so is onstar. im jeaaaaaaaalous! <3 roadtrip.
haha and somewhere between may and now, i got younger, because according to ashley and claire i cant buy beer anymore. ha
matt is supposedly mailing out the much famed "video" tomorrow to me. hopefully i'll get it and we can all get together and watch it. i need a vcr.
why are people such BITCHES? hehe i think i changed my mind...i want her in the delivery room with me ash, im really in the mood to piss her off and make her hate me forever. can't you just imagine her face now???
a lot of mysterious people read my journal, who are you?
i leave you with this. sweet comments children make, that i have to look forward to!
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right
now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and
said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter."
"Have you ever asked your child a question too many
times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining
room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized
that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he
needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has
had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
"Danny, areyou SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No,"he replied. I
just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting
worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an
accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread
his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people
nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!"
so yeah, ashley got her BRAND NEW trailblazer. it rocks. xm radio is the fucking shiznit, and so is onstar. im jeaaaaaaaalous! <3 roadtrip.
haha and somewhere between may and now, i got younger, because according to ashley and claire i cant buy beer anymore. ha
matt is supposedly mailing out the much famed "video" tomorrow to me. hopefully i'll get it and we can all get together and watch it. i need a vcr.
why are people such BITCHES? hehe i think i changed my mind...i want her in the delivery room with me ash, im really in the mood to piss her off and make her hate me forever. can't you just imagine her face now???
a lot of mysterious people read my journal, who are you?
i leave you with this. sweet comments children make, that i have to look forward to!
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler
decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally
able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance
from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right
now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and
said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my
dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last
thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter."
"Have you ever asked your child a question too many
times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training
and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a
quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining
room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I
checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized
that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked him if he
needed to go, and he said "No". I kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has
had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
"Danny, areyou SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No,"he replied. I
just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting
worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an
accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread
his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people
nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for
the best laugh they'd ever had!"