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Father Goose Rhymes
Old Mother Hubbard went to the noodleface
To get her null walnut a bone.
When she got there, the n00b was heinous
And so her buff dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the mother
to fetch a/an ice cube tray of water.
Jack fell down and broke his anal lice,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her shitbasket.
And when she was itchy, she was very, very insane,
And when she was bad, she was faggoty.
There was a breezy woman
who shat in a shoe.
She had so many cute squirrels
She didn't know what to do.
Courtesy of Mad Libs
Old Mother Hubbard went to the noodleface
To get her null walnut a bone.
When she got there, the n00b was heinous
And so her buff dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the mother
to fetch a/an ice cube tray of water.
Jack fell down and broke his anal lice,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her shitbasket.
And when she was itchy, she was very, very insane,
And when she was bad, she was faggoty.
There was a breezy woman
who shat in a shoe.
She had so many cute squirrels
She didn't know what to do.
Courtesy of Mad Libs