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"when you go to sleep you're lying down. what else lies down? dead people. what do dead people do. get reanimated by mad scientists and eat peoples brains, what happens when you eat brains? you get mad cow. what happens when you get mad cow, your brain turns into a sponge. what do sponges do, absorb water, what happens when you squeeze a sponge with absorbed water., it leaks. therefore if you go to bed you leak or pee yourself so you should stay on the phone and not go to sleep"
and that is why you are my best friend.
love you kid, its good to have you back again