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Why must you people always hold your petty prejudices against me? You damn bedsheet nightriders who poke and prod at an innocent. What have you against my lifestyle that you feel you can harbor such hate against me. So what if I enjoy trotting around the park at 3 am every morning stark naked and covered in honey? And what if I love to watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy disguised in a latex parrot suit, coated in feathers and string cheese?! God, you people are so RUDE! You know what, just forget, none of you will ever understand! AGH!
Fuck you all, I’m going to go trim my moustache now and be merry!
You may cease the creaming of your pants now.
*Edit- I took out the first part, it was giving me hives.
Fuck you all, I’m going to go trim my moustache now and be merry!
You may cease the creaming of your pants now.
*Edit- I took out the first part, it was giving me hives.