School Assembly
Today's School Assembly
Lmfao, 'kay today was quite interesting.
So in the morning, we had this assembly presentation right?
It was for some pointless thing about not being mean to each other.
There were two guys giving the presentation,
and some random woman running around recording them from behind.
(haven't seen an ass before, huh lady?)
The first dude was this random guy who was dancing and singing,
and basically trying to be a mixture of Usher and Michael Jackson (before the nose job).
It was quite sad, he was like going up to girls trying to be all:"ooh look at me,
I'm gonna dance all sexy for you and constantly sing 'yeeeeaaaaahhhh' really off-key
so you shall swoon over me"
I forgot his name, and I highly doubt that anybody else actually knew it;
but he kept trying to be all gangstuh-kool and going:"respect!!" \m/
So I kept doing the peace sign yelling:"BRRAPPP!!"
He also at one point did the worm,
and gave a very un-willing teacher a little gangster lap dance.
Atleast, i think she was unwilling.
lmao, scary. o.0
The other guy looked like a ballet dancer (seriously),
and he was doing some odd dance move where he'd
stand on one of his hands and spin around like mad,
which got kinda lame after he kept doing it repeatedly. -_-
(lmao, Joanne pointed out he looked like a dreidel)
He was drooled over by the 100's of girls surrounding him,
watching his ass the whole time he was dancing.
I mean, come on guys.
Are we THAT deprived of boys that we have to treat the closest hottest
male-thing like a freakin' celebrity?!
First it was Dave (the lunch/hall monitor guy),
then Mike (the janitor-by-day/deejay-by-night dude).
Jeez, you poor insolent souls.
Don't get me wrong though, I do miss being around guys normally,
but don't get obsessed and jump the next okay-looking guy who comes into our school.
Not trying to be mean or anything,
but people were seriously asking him for autographs..
and nobody even knew his name!!
"Oooh, pretty boy-thing...don't care what your name is...
but I'm gonna act like a slut/whore and ask for your number, anyways!!" ^__^
I'll admit that he was good-looking and everything..
but they acted like they haven't seen a non-ugly dude before, like callllm dowwwn.
Lol, although I can't say it bothered me that much..
it was amusing.
Everyone (a few of my friends) were all going:"ohmygod! WHOOOT! take it OFFFF!!!",
then Steph started taking off her sweater and I yelled:"Not you, Steph!!"
yeap, pretty sure i kill myself. =)
So then everything went back to our normal all-girls-catholic-school weirdness,
and Trina, Bianca and me went to religion to watch
some excrutiatingly boring movie about people who had "spirit encounters";
there was this one story about this old guy who had this "dream sent from God"
to help him find a boy lost and freezing in some forest.
Like come on, how do you know the old geezer didn't just happen to
"accidentally" find the lost little boy,
and just said he got a "sign from above" so he could be all holy and get interviewed.
Nowadays, people will do anything to get the attention of the media.
I mean, think about it.
Yeah, well that's enough ranting for now.
Au revoir, mon ami.
Lmfao, 'kay today was quite interesting.
So in the morning, we had this assembly presentation right?
It was for some pointless thing about not being mean to each other.
There were two guys giving the presentation,
and some random woman running around recording them from behind.
(haven't seen an ass before, huh lady?)
The first dude was this random guy who was dancing and singing,
and basically trying to be a mixture of Usher and Michael Jackson (before the nose job).
It was quite sad, he was like going up to girls trying to be all:"ooh look at me,
I'm gonna dance all sexy for you and constantly sing 'yeeeeaaaaahhhh' really off-key
so you shall swoon over me"
I forgot his name, and I highly doubt that anybody else actually knew it;
but he kept trying to be all gangstuh-kool and going:"respect!!" \m/
So I kept doing the peace sign yelling:"BRRAPPP!!"
He also at one point did the worm,
and gave a very un-willing teacher a little gangster lap dance.
Atleast, i think she was unwilling.
lmao, scary. o.0
The other guy looked like a ballet dancer (seriously),
and he was doing some odd dance move where he'd
stand on one of his hands and spin around like mad,
which got kinda lame after he kept doing it repeatedly. -_-
(lmao, Joanne pointed out he looked like a dreidel)
He was drooled over by the 100's of girls surrounding him,
watching his ass the whole time he was dancing.
I mean, come on guys.
Are we THAT deprived of boys that we have to treat the closest hottest
male-thing like a freakin' celebrity?!
First it was Dave (the lunch/hall monitor guy),
then Mike (the janitor-by-day/deejay-by-night dude).
Jeez, you poor insolent souls.
Don't get me wrong though, I do miss being around guys normally,
but don't get obsessed and jump the next okay-looking guy who comes into our school.
Not trying to be mean or anything,
but people were seriously asking him for autographs..
and nobody even knew his name!!
"Oooh, pretty boy-thing...don't care what your name is...
but I'm gonna act like a slut/whore and ask for your number, anyways!!" ^__^
I'll admit that he was good-looking and everything..
but they acted like they haven't seen a non-ugly dude before, like callllm dowwwn.
Lol, although I can't say it bothered me that much..
it was amusing.
Everyone (a few of my friends) were all going:"ohmygod! WHOOOT! take it OFFFF!!!",
then Steph started taking off her sweater and I yelled:"Not you, Steph!!"
yeap, pretty sure i kill myself. =)
So then everything went back to our normal all-girls-catholic-school weirdness,
and Trina, Bianca and me went to religion to watch
some excrutiatingly boring movie about people who had "spirit encounters";
there was this one story about this old guy who had this "dream sent from God"
to help him find a boy lost and freezing in some forest.
Like come on, how do you know the old geezer didn't just happen to
"accidentally" find the lost little boy,
and just said he got a "sign from above" so he could be all holy and get interviewed.
Nowadays, people will do anything to get the attention of the media.
I mean, think about it.
Yeah, well that's enough ranting for now.
Au revoir, mon ami.