Midnight Snack of Milk & Bitch Slaps
John: Can I just ask you something?
Me *exasperated sigh*: What?!
John: Ummmm... well, last night you weren't wearing any underwear and you bled all over my bed. And tonight you're not wearing a bra... so does that mean you're gonna lactate all over my bed or something?
Ans this is what my life has become at one fucking thirty on a Tuesday morning.
So yea... my uterus has kicked out it's blood like me from my house.
Anyone want some mentral blood? There's plenty to go around... well, there was until I bled all over John's bed. Woops, I'll try harder not to waste next time.
Me *exasperated sigh*: What?!
John: Ummmm... well, last night you weren't wearing any underwear and you bled all over my bed. And tonight you're not wearing a bra... so does that mean you're gonna lactate all over my bed or something?
Ans this is what my life has become at one fucking thirty on a Tuesday morning.
So yea... my uterus has kicked out it's blood like me from my house.
Anyone want some mentral blood? There's plenty to go around... well, there was until I bled all over John's bed. Woops, I'll try harder not to waste next time.