planned parenthood
A question asked to someone at Planned Parenthood...I think I should start an advice column...what do you think?
"I had a friend that had sex, and she said that she slept on a football everynight to prevvent herself from having a baby... Does sleeping on a football or running into a wall while ur pregnant help you not be pregnant? if so... can u kill it inside of u by running into the wall or hitting it, when you are about 4 weeks pregnant? or is that too early?"
Dear Writer: Yes, running into a wall will help keep you from getting pregnant, make sure you do it three times a day, before every meal. Also, the only way for this to be effective is if you run into the wall really hard. The more bruises and bumps you have the better the chance of not conceiving a child. Hope that helps, have fun. ~Haley
"My girlfriend just started taking the pill. She tells me she is confident in that I dont need to use a condom anymore (which was what we have been using). Now that she's on the pill can I cum inside her without having to worry about whether or not I should pull out? Should I still pull out even though she's on the pill? Finally, would it just be easier for both of her if everytime we had unprotected sex to just take an ECP instead? Thanks for your time."
Dear Writer: You should definitely pull out. It's not as if the pill is used to prevent pregnancy or anything.... ~Haley
"Is there any way to get pregnant by touching your own vagina?"
Dear Dumbass...I mean Writer: Yessirree, me and my hand go way back. We's got five kiddies that way, and two more in the oven. Me, my hand, and my kiddies, we live on the welfare system. I'm gettin' paid to touch myself. I just wish my hand would stay away so that I wouldn't have no more of dem damn kids. ~Haley
"I dont understand, what does the number 69 have to do with sex?"
Dear Fucker...damn it, Writer: 69 is a number. It is fun to have sex 69 times. Sex is goooood....anyway, go look it up in a book. ~Haley
"If you have sex with 2 guys, one day apart, can you tell who the father
is before the baby arrives?"
Dear Writer: You're a slut. Nah, just kidding...you're a super slut...umm...just kidding again. No...no I'm not. ~Haley
"i was just wondering...would i still be able to get pregnant even though my boyfriend isn't circumcised and has a small penis? he also doesn't cum very much...would that be a problem for fertility or becoming pregnant?"
Dear Mommy: I have been in the same predicament, I understand what you are going through. Here's the question. Did you feel the penis? If you could not feel the penis, then I say you didn't have sex, therefore no babies may arrive...if they do it's ummm...immaculate conception...yeah that's it. If you could feel it, I hope he wore a condom, cause you may be a mommy. ~Haley
"I was wondering... can any kind of STDS be spread through tears? Peole say that they can but I didnt know if it was true so I came to you!"
Dear Writer: Has someone cried on your pussy? ~Haley
"could you please explain the position "doggy style"
Dear Writer: Get on all fours and bark like a dog.... ~Haley
"I was wondering if a woman has chlamydia but does not have an orgasm during sex does she still pass the infection ot her partner"
Dear Writer: Nope. And women don't get pregnant unless they have an orgasm. (Seriously I read that people used to believe that) ~Haley
This sounds pretty weird.... but here it goes....
Ok, I'm pretty young (13) and I met these guys at a camp that I went to. One night, me and my roommate stayed over at this one guy's hotel room with a bunch of other guys because we had to get up at 3 AM to go somewhere so all of us just decided to stay together. In the few hours I slept, I slept on this guy with my head on his shoulder (there was also another guy on the other side of me that I don't think I even touched). We had all our clothes on though. Then the next night, I slept with him again in my room with my roommate there on her own bed (2 beds in each hotel room). Same thing that night, we had all our clothes on but I did kind of sleep on him in the same bed. In the morning, we also frenched a couple of times...
"So I guess my question is, is there anyway that he might have ejaculated in the night, have the semen go through his shorts and through mine to get me pregnant? I know I am being paranoid but I just want to be sure nothing of that sort could have happened. Is there anyway my behavior could have caused anything I don't want like pregnancy or STD's or stuff like that? thanx"
Dear Writer: You are about as likely to get pregnant from fully clothed cuddling as I am to get pregnant from touching myself. Expect a dozen babies or so within the next ten years. Thanks...and have a good night. ~Haley
"I had a friend that had sex, and she said that she slept on a football everynight to prevvent herself from having a baby... Does sleeping on a football or running into a wall while ur pregnant help you not be pregnant? if so... can u kill it inside of u by running into the wall or hitting it, when you are about 4 weeks pregnant? or is that too early?"
Dear Writer: Yes, running into a wall will help keep you from getting pregnant, make sure you do it three times a day, before every meal. Also, the only way for this to be effective is if you run into the wall really hard. The more bruises and bumps you have the better the chance of not conceiving a child. Hope that helps, have fun. ~Haley
"My girlfriend just started taking the pill. She tells me she is confident in that I dont need to use a condom anymore (which was what we have been using). Now that she's on the pill can I cum inside her without having to worry about whether or not I should pull out? Should I still pull out even though she's on the pill? Finally, would it just be easier for both of her if everytime we had unprotected sex to just take an ECP instead? Thanks for your time."
Dear Writer: You should definitely pull out. It's not as if the pill is used to prevent pregnancy or anything.... ~Haley
"Is there any way to get pregnant by touching your own vagina?"
Dear Dumbass...I mean Writer: Yessirree, me and my hand go way back. We's got five kiddies that way, and two more in the oven. Me, my hand, and my kiddies, we live on the welfare system. I'm gettin' paid to touch myself. I just wish my hand would stay away so that I wouldn't have no more of dem damn kids. ~Haley
"I dont understand, what does the number 69 have to do with sex?"
Dear Fucker...damn it, Writer: 69 is a number. It is fun to have sex 69 times. Sex is goooood....anyway, go look it up in a book. ~Haley
"If you have sex with 2 guys, one day apart, can you tell who the father
is before the baby arrives?"
Dear Writer: You're a slut. Nah, just kidding...you're a super slut...umm...just kidding again. No...no I'm not. ~Haley
"i was just wondering...would i still be able to get pregnant even though my boyfriend isn't circumcised and has a small penis? he also doesn't cum very much...would that be a problem for fertility or becoming pregnant?"
Dear Mommy: I have been in the same predicament, I understand what you are going through. Here's the question. Did you feel the penis? If you could not feel the penis, then I say you didn't have sex, therefore no babies may arrive...if they do it's ummm...immaculate conception...yeah that's it. If you could feel it, I hope he wore a condom, cause you may be a mommy. ~Haley
"I was wondering... can any kind of STDS be spread through tears? Peole say that they can but I didnt know if it was true so I came to you!"
Dear Writer: Has someone cried on your pussy? ~Haley
"could you please explain the position "doggy style"
Dear Writer: Get on all fours and bark like a dog.... ~Haley
"I was wondering if a woman has chlamydia but does not have an orgasm during sex does she still pass the infection ot her partner"
Dear Writer: Nope. And women don't get pregnant unless they have an orgasm. (Seriously I read that people used to believe that) ~Haley
This sounds pretty weird.... but here it goes....
Ok, I'm pretty young (13) and I met these guys at a camp that I went to. One night, me and my roommate stayed over at this one guy's hotel room with a bunch of other guys because we had to get up at 3 AM to go somewhere so all of us just decided to stay together. In the few hours I slept, I slept on this guy with my head on his shoulder (there was also another guy on the other side of me that I don't think I even touched). We had all our clothes on though. Then the next night, I slept with him again in my room with my roommate there on her own bed (2 beds in each hotel room). Same thing that night, we had all our clothes on but I did kind of sleep on him in the same bed. In the morning, we also frenched a couple of times...
"So I guess my question is, is there anyway that he might have ejaculated in the night, have the semen go through his shorts and through mine to get me pregnant? I know I am being paranoid but I just want to be sure nothing of that sort could have happened. Is there anyway my behavior could have caused anything I don't want like pregnancy or STD's or stuff like that? thanx"
Dear Writer: You are about as likely to get pregnant from fully clothed cuddling as I am to get pregnant from touching myself. Expect a dozen babies or so within the next ten years. Thanks...and have a good night. ~Haley