Dec 11, 2006 20:58
Murf.
The mall is a soulless pit of evil.
it must be.
what else could a a building with wicked accustics be when its filled with SCREAMING CHILDREN for hours and hours and hours?
Right here and now I will make a solemn vow to all cashiers 50 or so years from now.
I Vow to never ever ever pay for anything over 3 dollars with change.
I will not spend 5 minutes holding up a line during CHRISTMAS so i can find you taht last penny even though you offered to just take one out of the penny jar.
I will not stand at the counter putting my wallet and purse back together with elastics and safety pins. Especially not if Ive got the shakes.
I WILL use DEBIT/CREDIT/whatever quick and painless method for payment is available at the time.
I swear this on everything that is sacred.
I cant believe i agreed to go in early tomorrow...I must be Insane.