400 BABIES!
I have too much time on my hands. PLUS I'M BORED.
HEY!
Do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC?
Try Powerthirst. Energy drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY.
With all new flavors like SHOCKOLATE.
Chocolate energy. It's like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STORM.
Sound the alarm! You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.
What's that? You want strawberry? Well, how about RAWBERRY!
Made with lightning. REAL LIGHTNING.
SPORTS! (Argh!) You'll be good at them!
It's an energy drink for men. MENERGY.
These aren't your dad's puns. These are energy puns. TURBOPUNS.
Science. Energy. Science. Energy.
Electrolytes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more -lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
You'll be so fast, Mother Nature will be like "sloooowww dooownnn" and you'll be like "fuck you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
You'll have so much energy- energy! (argh!)- just running ALL THE TIME!
Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning BABIES!
You'll have so many babies. 400 BABIES!
Give Shockolate to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS!
Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll run as fast as KENYANS!
People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS!
They'll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and then there'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!
Hey! Go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your energy. SNAKE EYES!!!
Try Powerthirst. The energy drink that will make you (argh!) SPORTS! (argh!)
HEY!
Do you wanna feel SO ENERGETIC?
Try Powerthirst. Energy drinks for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY.
With all new flavors like SHOCKOLATE.
Chocolate energy. It's like adding chocolate to AN ELECTRICAL STORM.
Sound the alarm! You're gonna be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC.
What's that? You want strawberry? Well, how about RAWBERRY!
Made with lightning. REAL LIGHTNING.
SPORTS! (Argh!) You'll be good at them!
It's an energy drink for men. MENERGY.
These aren't your dad's puns. These are energy puns. TURBOPUNS.
Science. Energy. Science. Energy.
Electrolytes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more -lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
You'll be so fast, Mother Nature will be like "sloooowww dooownnn" and you'll be like "fuck you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
You'll have so much energy- energy! (argh!)- just running ALL THE TIME!
Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning BABIES!
You'll have so many babies. 400 BABIES!
Give Shockolate to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS!
Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll run as fast as KENYANS!
People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS!
They'll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and then there'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!
Hey! Go with the sure thing. Don't gamble on your energy. SNAKE EYES!!!
Try Powerthirst. The energy drink that will make you (argh!) SPORTS! (argh!)