Jul 22, 2007 02:14
I dunno what brought me to this, but while I was peeing at work in my favorite stall on A side and admiring my wang, I came to the revelation that guys have to pay for so much shit, and they get so little in return. Okay, think about it... the guy has to has to go to a club or bar and pick the girl up. How does he accomplish this? He buys her a drink. It's not even guaranteed that the girl will talk to him if he buys her a drink... and if she doesn't, wow that's a huge ass bitch. In order to keep her entertained, he'll have to keep buying her drinks or some other shit. If he's lucky and plays his cards right, he might get a phone number... her actual phone number. If not, he'll get some 5 digit fake phone number. Then, the guy has to call her, make sure he plays his cards right again, make reservations at some place that's way too expensive and doesn't give enough food for the price they charge. He has to buy her flowers on the first date and he has to drive and pick her up if he wants to make a good impression. He has to tip the waiter well and not seem like a cheapskate and he has to pay for her meal which she'll probably barely touch and would have been better off not even ordering a damn thing. And then he'll waste gas money driving her back and walk her to her door. Will he get a kiss? Who the hell knows! That bitch just might be on her period and be in a terrible mood. The guy might have done everything right, but just cause she's bleeding out her vagina, she won't give him what he clearly deserves! And the poor guy has to go back home and contemplate when the hell to call again. Do I wait 2 days and follow the rules? Or if I do that, will she get pissed off cause I follow the rules of dating and I'm not a pioneer in the field?
I know what brought this up! I was thinking about whether or not I should date casually cause I was thinking about Mary Anna and all the guys she dated casually! She could do that cause she's the damn girl! She doesn't have to worry about paying for anything EVER! Even when she's not on a date with the guy, he'll pay for her!
And does anyone ever fucking pay for me?! FUUUUUUUUCK NO! I gotta pay for all of my own shit. Now, granted I'm very spoiled and I don't have to pay for the necessities of life, I don't enjoy wasting my parents' money. I'm very glad they pay for my food and shelter and education and cell phone and internet access. However, I do pay for all my own video games and clothes and shoes ad guitars and such.
Where the hell was I going with this? Oh yeah... dating casually for guys sucks cause it drains so much damn money and nothing is even guaranteed to happen! UGH!
And no, I'm not talking about sex or anything like that. I'm just saying, it's comforting to know that she'll talk to you when you need her, but I guess you gotta build that trust up through expensive means... and... fuck, I'm in an endless loop now.