Longest. Survey. EVER.
Well, well, well. I got the fucking code to link this instead of posting it...but like the fucktard I am...I LEFT IT AT HOME...and I'm bored, so meh. Scroll. It's good for you. =)
FIRSTS
First job: Working at Genuardi's in Philly. EIGHT BUCKS AN HOUR. In 1994. That's wicked high pay. I said wicked. =)
First screen name: Selani. Still use it.
First funeral: My paternal grandfather died of lung cancer when I was like 10 and we went to Philly for the funeral.
First pet: My puppy Tugger. I miss him. He rocked.
First piercing/tattoo: Ears pierced...I have no idea when...I think I was like 2?
First credit card: Capital One. Stay away from those bastards.
First Kiss: Jacob Grice. He had braces. OUCH.
First one that mattered: ::thinks:: Prolly Kacy.
First true love: HEH. Hmm...Justin?
First enemy: Jane Bonner. 6th grade. BITCH.
First big trip: I imagine it'd be when we came down here from Philly when I was 2?
First concert: Neil Diamond ::hides face:: MY PARENTS TOOK US!!! WHAT?!?!
First musician you remember hearing in your house: I remember listening to the light rock station in the car with my mom on the way to the beach...I think I was around 12. We didn't play a whole lot of music in the house. Pity me.
LASTS
Last car ride: The ride to work today...?
Last kiss: GAH. Like...damn...that's SAD.
Last library book checked out: Some kids books for Tristan.
Last movie watched: Braveheart.
Last beverage drank: I am sipping a Mello Yello right now.
Last food consumed: Fried Rice with eggs. Homemade.
Last phone call: Someone looking for a quote.
Last time showered: Last night?
Last CD played: My little mix CD I made yesterday.
Last annoyance: STUPID GODDAMN RUDE FUCKING NURSE PHONE PEOPLE.
Last soda drank: See above. =)
Last ice cream eaten: French Vanilla at Thanksgiving.
Last time scolded: I ususally get scolded by my mom/boss at least once a day.
Last shirt worn: My New York hoodie.
Last website visited: LiveJournal...DERRR...
IF YOU WERE
If I were a month I would be: Something fallish, fo sho'.
If I were a day of the week I would be: A weekend type thing.
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:15 am. What?
If I were a planet I would be: Hmmm...Saturn. I like the rings.
If I were a sea animal I would be: YOU STOLE MINE, JD!!!
If I were a direction I would be: Northish, towards, the north.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A papasan chair.
If I were a sin I would be: Lust. Definitely.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Queen Elizabeth I.
If I were a liquid I would be: Water.
If I were a tree I would be: A cherry tree so I could shed evil cherry blossoms everywhere when something bad is about to happen. =) Harbingers of doom rawk.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A peace lily.
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Slightly breezy with a little twinge of chill but not enough to make you cold, just be really nice and stuff.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: PIANO. DAMNIT.
If I were an animal I would be: A...hmm. I have no idea.
If I were a color I would be: A really nice dark violet.
If I were a vegetable I would be: Zuchinni? I just like that word. Or rhubarb. I had a treasure troll named Rhubarb once. Sad thing is, I was like 16...heh.
If I were a fruit I would be: STARFRUIT!!!
If I were a berry I would be: Those ones you can't eat because they'd kill you. I don't wanna die from someome chewing me to death.
If I were a sound I would be: A haunting melody.
If I were an element I would be: Earth. Because...yeah.
If I were a car I would be: HOLY SHIT. WTF?
If I were a song I would be: "...But Home is Nowhere" by AFI.
If I were a food I would be: Huh?
If I were a place I would be: Ireland.
If I were a material I would be: Chenille.
If I were a taste I would be: Kinda salty-sweet?
If I were a scent I would be: Something vanilla-y.
If I were a word I would be: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
If I were an object I would be: A quill pen.
If I were a body part I would be: Oh my. What?
If I were a facial expression I would be: A...pout.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Hinoto from X1999.
If I were a shape I would be a: Circle.
If I were a number I would be: 1
DESCRIBE YOUR
[ x ] Wallet? It's a wallet.
[ x ] hairbrush? Purple. Shiny. Round. HUGE.
[ x ] Toothbrush? Clearish bluish.
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily? Heart locket, wedding ring, tanzanite ring, celtic hoop earrings.
[ x ] Pillow cover? Celstial theme.
[ x ] Blanket - Same.
[ x ] Coffee cup - What is this coffee you speak of?
[ x ] Sunglasses- Plain ol' black ones.
[ x ] Shoes - Right now? Tennies.
[ x ] Handbag - Black, kinda odd looking, smallish.
[ x ] CD in stereo right now? My CD I made for me.
[ x ] Tattoos - Two.
[ x ] Piercings - Five.
[ x ] What you are wearing now? Work clothes. Ugh.
[ x ] Current hair? Black (WOOT!) Pulled back.
[ x ] Makeup? Usual work stuff.
WHO or WHAT (is/are/was)
[ x ] In my mouth - HAHAHAHA..who...eep.
[ x ] In my head - Song lyrics mainly. Some poems too.
[ x ] After this - Work more. Yay.
[ x ] Talking to? Nobody. =(
[ x ] Eating? Nada.
[ x ] Fetishes? HAHAHAHAHAHA....
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? My ex husband...maybe.
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now? Oh, there's someone. =)
[ x ] Is next to you? A...typewriter?
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies? Braveheart, TNBC, TONS of others. Crybaby was pretty good. I love John Waters.
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month? It'll mean that March is closer when it's over. =)
[ x ] The last thing you ate? See above.
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of? Heights.
[ x ] Do you like candles? Indeed.
[ x ] Do you like hot wax? It's why I like candles.
[ x ] Do you like incense ? Adore it.
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood? Heh.
[ x ] Do you believe in love ? Indubitably.
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates ? Oh, yes. Without a doubt.
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends.
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven? Not heaven per se. But something like it.
[ x ] Do you believe in forgiveness? Sometimes.
[ x ] Do you believe in God? Which one?
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die ? Cremated, and I want my ashes spread at Stonehenge.
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy? Ignorance.
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? I loveses my Asuka-doggie.
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up? GAWD.
[ x ] Ever been to Belgium? Not so far as I know.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks? Sadly, no. ::pouts::
[ x ] What's your favorite coin? WHAT?!
[ x ] What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to? Bannockburn, Scotland; Dublin, Ireland; London, England; Paris, France; and Salem, MA.
[ x ] What are some of your favorite pig out foods? I really don't have any. Sad, n'est-ca pas?
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand? That even though I'm a witch, I'm NOT GOING TO CURSE YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE...unless you don't start leaving me the hell alone with your preaching and your damning...::blinks:: Sorry.
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better? Why people want to hurt others.
[ x ] Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time? Shelly.
[ x ] What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow? If you tell wishes, they don't come true, so I'm not telling.
THE BASICS:
+name = Tara Leigh
+piercings = ::looks confused:: Wait...deja vu...
+tattoos = You suck, cocksucker. I'M KEEPING THAT ONE.
+height = 5'3". I's short.
+shoe size = 8
+hair color = WTF? Black.
+siblings = FOUR.
THE LAST:
+movie you rented = Shit. I dunno. AGES ago.
+movie you bought = Finding Nemo
+song you listened to = "Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake. Ugh. Work radio.
+song that was stuck in your head = Satellite--POD
+cd you bought = MY AFI CD'S! Yay!
+cd you listened to = GAH. This is like the third time I answered this.
+person you've called = My mommy. 12:30 this morning.
+person that's called you = Emma.
+tv show you've watched = Sportcenter. I am a football widow.
+person you were thinking of = ::smiles::
DO:
+you have a crush on someone = 'Tisn't a crush.
+you wish you could live somewhere else = Desperately so.
+you think about suicide = Sometimes I did.
+you believe in online dating = Depends.
+others find you attractive = Apparently.
+you want more piercings = Yeah. My tongue.
+you drink = When the occasion calls for it.
+you do drugs = Nah. I'm weird enough already.
+you smoke = ::hangs head:: Yes.
+you like cleaning = Not anymore. There's too much to clean now. =)
+you like roller coasters = Unless they're super high.
+you write in cursive or print = Both, a combination.
FOR OR AGAINST:
+long distance relationships: = For, even though they're hard as hell. Good answer.
+using someone = DERRR.
+suicide = For me?
+killing people = Well duh. Against. But ask me again if my brother doesn't come home safe.
+teenage smoking = Whatev.
+doing drugs = Not my bag, but eh.
+driving drunk = Again, call a fucking cab. They're free usually if you're that drunk.
+gay/lesbian relationships = Not for me again, but eh.
+soap operas = One word. PASSIONS.
FAVORITE:
+food = Lately I haven't been hungry...
+song = Dante's Prayer.
+thing to do = Write, sing, and write some more.
+thing to talk about = Prolly music.
+drinks = Mountain Dew, Vanilla Pepsi, Cosmos (HI NADIE!), Triple Black, Rum and coke.
+clothes = Anything comfy, preferrably black...
+movies = PLEASE. SEE. ABOVE. Damn.
+band/singer = AFI and Davey Havok..*drools* (damn JD, stealing my answers...)
HAVE YOU:
+ever cried over a girl = My daughter...does that count?
+ever cried over a boy = Several times.
+ever lied to someone = NO. NEVER. Oh, look, I did it just then.
+ever been in a fist fight = Two. Or ten. =)
+ever been arrested = Nope. I'm too slick.
WHAT:
+shampoo do you use = Herbal Essences..HEH!
+shoes do you wear = Whatev.
+are you scared of = HEIGHTS. AGAIN. Sheesh.
NUMBER:
+of times I have been in love? = Exactly two.
+of hearts I have broken? = I hope none.
+of girls I have kissed? = Two.
+of boys I have kissed? = HAHAHAHAHAHA...
+of girls I've slept with? = No comment.
+of boys I've slept with? = No comment, again.
+of drugs taken illegally? = SHADDUP.
+of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = One. Just the one.
+of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = Once.
+of scars on my body? = Gods, TONS...
+of things in my past that I regret? = Nothing.
DEAR SWEET GODS IN THE HEAVENS.
That took me TWO hours. Wow.
FIRSTS
First job: Working at Genuardi's in Philly. EIGHT BUCKS AN HOUR. In 1994. That's wicked high pay. I said wicked. =)
First screen name: Selani. Still use it.
First funeral: My paternal grandfather died of lung cancer when I was like 10 and we went to Philly for the funeral.
First pet: My puppy Tugger. I miss him. He rocked.
First piercing/tattoo: Ears pierced...I have no idea when...I think I was like 2?
First credit card: Capital One. Stay away from those bastards.
First Kiss: Jacob Grice. He had braces. OUCH.
First one that mattered: ::thinks:: Prolly Kacy.
First true love: HEH. Hmm...Justin?
First enemy: Jane Bonner. 6th grade. BITCH.
First big trip: I imagine it'd be when we came down here from Philly when I was 2?
First concert: Neil Diamond ::hides face:: MY PARENTS TOOK US!!! WHAT?!?!
First musician you remember hearing in your house: I remember listening to the light rock station in the car with my mom on the way to the beach...I think I was around 12. We didn't play a whole lot of music in the house. Pity me.
LASTS
Last car ride: The ride to work today...?
Last kiss: GAH. Like...damn...that's SAD.
Last library book checked out: Some kids books for Tristan.
Last movie watched: Braveheart.
Last beverage drank: I am sipping a Mello Yello right now.
Last food consumed: Fried Rice with eggs. Homemade.
Last phone call: Someone looking for a quote.
Last time showered: Last night?
Last CD played: My little mix CD I made yesterday.
Last annoyance: STUPID GODDAMN RUDE FUCKING NURSE PHONE PEOPLE.
Last soda drank: See above. =)
Last ice cream eaten: French Vanilla at Thanksgiving.
Last time scolded: I ususally get scolded by my mom/boss at least once a day.
Last shirt worn: My New York hoodie.
Last website visited: LiveJournal...DERRR...
IF YOU WERE
If I were a month I would be: Something fallish, fo sho'.
If I were a day of the week I would be: A weekend type thing.
If I were a time of day I would be: 2:15 am. What?
If I were a planet I would be: Hmmm...Saturn. I like the rings.
If I were a sea animal I would be: YOU STOLE MINE, JD!!!
If I were a direction I would be: Northish, towards, the north.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A papasan chair.
If I were a sin I would be: Lust. Definitely.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Queen Elizabeth I.
If I were a liquid I would be: Water.
If I were a tree I would be: A cherry tree so I could shed evil cherry blossoms everywhere when something bad is about to happen. =) Harbingers of doom rawk.
If I were a flower/plant I would be: A peace lily.
If I were a kind of weather I would be: Slightly breezy with a little twinge of chill but not enough to make you cold, just be really nice and stuff.
If I were a musical instrument I would be: PIANO. DAMNIT.
If I were an animal I would be: A...hmm. I have no idea.
If I were a color I would be: A really nice dark violet.
If I were a vegetable I would be: Zuchinni? I just like that word. Or rhubarb. I had a treasure troll named Rhubarb once. Sad thing is, I was like 16...heh.
If I were a fruit I would be: STARFRUIT!!!
If I were a berry I would be: Those ones you can't eat because they'd kill you. I don't wanna die from someome chewing me to death.
If I were a sound I would be: A haunting melody.
If I were an element I would be: Earth. Because...yeah.
If I were a car I would be: HOLY SHIT. WTF?
If I were a song I would be: "...But Home is Nowhere" by AFI.
If I were a food I would be: Huh?
If I were a place I would be: Ireland.
If I were a material I would be: Chenille.
If I were a taste I would be: Kinda salty-sweet?
If I were a scent I would be: Something vanilla-y.
If I were a word I would be: Antidisestablishmentarianism.
If I were an object I would be: A quill pen.
If I were a body part I would be: Oh my. What?
If I were a facial expression I would be: A...pout.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Hinoto from X1999.
If I were a shape I would be a: Circle.
If I were a number I would be: 1
DESCRIBE YOUR
[ x ] Wallet? It's a wallet.
[ x ] hairbrush? Purple. Shiny. Round. HUGE.
[ x ] Toothbrush? Clearish bluish.
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily? Heart locket, wedding ring, tanzanite ring, celtic hoop earrings.
[ x ] Pillow cover? Celstial theme.
[ x ] Blanket - Same.
[ x ] Coffee cup - What is this coffee you speak of?
[ x ] Sunglasses- Plain ol' black ones.
[ x ] Shoes - Right now? Tennies.
[ x ] Handbag - Black, kinda odd looking, smallish.
[ x ] CD in stereo right now? My CD I made for me.
[ x ] Tattoos - Two.
[ x ] Piercings - Five.
[ x ] What you are wearing now? Work clothes. Ugh.
[ x ] Current hair? Black (WOOT!) Pulled back.
[ x ] Makeup? Usual work stuff.
WHO or WHAT (is/are/was)
[ x ] In my mouth - HAHAHAHA..who...eep.
[ x ] In my head - Song lyrics mainly. Some poems too.
[ x ] After this - Work more. Yay.
[ x ] Talking to? Nobody. =(
[ x ] Eating? Nada.
[ x ] Fetishes? HAHAHAHAHAHA....
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who and for what reason? My ex husband...maybe.
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now? Oh, there's someone. =)
[ x ] Is next to you? A...typewriter?
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies? Braveheart, TNBC, TONS of others. Crybaby was pretty good. I love John Waters.
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month? It'll mean that March is closer when it's over. =)
[ x ] The last thing you ate? See above.
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of? Heights.
[ x ] Do you like candles? Indeed.
[ x ] Do you like hot wax? It's why I like candles.
[ x ] Do you like incense ? Adore it.
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood? Heh.
[ x ] Do you believe in love ? Indubitably.
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates ? Oh, yes. Without a doubt.
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight? Depends.
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven? Not heaven per se. But something like it.
[ x ] Do you believe in forgiveness? Sometimes.
[ x ] Do you believe in God? Which one?
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die ? Cremated, and I want my ashes spread at Stonehenge.
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy? Ignorance.
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? I loveses my Asuka-doggie.
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up? GAWD.
[ x ] Ever been to Belgium? Not so far as I know.
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks? Sadly, no. ::pouts::
[ x ] What's your favorite coin? WHAT?!
[ x ] What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to? Bannockburn, Scotland; Dublin, Ireland; London, England; Paris, France; and Salem, MA.
[ x ] What are some of your favorite pig out foods? I really don't have any. Sad, n'est-ca pas?
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand? That even though I'm a witch, I'm NOT GOING TO CURSE YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE...unless you don't start leaving me the hell alone with your preaching and your damning...::blinks:: Sorry.
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better? Why people want to hurt others.
[ x ] Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time? Shelly.
[ x ] What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow? If you tell wishes, they don't come true, so I'm not telling.
THE BASICS:
+name = Tara Leigh
+piercings = ::looks confused:: Wait...deja vu...
+tattoos = You suck, cocksucker. I'M KEEPING THAT ONE.
+height = 5'3". I's short.
+shoe size = 8
+hair color = WTF? Black.
+siblings = FOUR.
THE LAST:
+movie you rented = Shit. I dunno. AGES ago.
+movie you bought = Finding Nemo
+song you listened to = "Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake. Ugh. Work radio.
+song that was stuck in your head = Satellite--POD
+cd you bought = MY AFI CD'S! Yay!
+cd you listened to = GAH. This is like the third time I answered this.
+person you've called = My mommy. 12:30 this morning.
+person that's called you = Emma.
+tv show you've watched = Sportcenter. I am a football widow.
+person you were thinking of = ::smiles::
DO:
+you have a crush on someone = 'Tisn't a crush.
+you wish you could live somewhere else = Desperately so.
+you think about suicide = Sometimes I did.
+you believe in online dating = Depends.
+others find you attractive = Apparently.
+you want more piercings = Yeah. My tongue.
+you drink = When the occasion calls for it.
+you do drugs = Nah. I'm weird enough already.
+you smoke = ::hangs head:: Yes.
+you like cleaning = Not anymore. There's too much to clean now. =)
+you like roller coasters = Unless they're super high.
+you write in cursive or print = Both, a combination.
FOR OR AGAINST:
+long distance relationships: = For, even though they're hard as hell. Good answer.
+using someone = DERRR.
+suicide = For me?
+killing people = Well duh. Against. But ask me again if my brother doesn't come home safe.
+teenage smoking = Whatev.
+doing drugs = Not my bag, but eh.
+driving drunk = Again, call a fucking cab. They're free usually if you're that drunk.
+gay/lesbian relationships = Not for me again, but eh.
+soap operas = One word. PASSIONS.
FAVORITE:
+food = Lately I haven't been hungry...
+song = Dante's Prayer.
+thing to do = Write, sing, and write some more.
+thing to talk about = Prolly music.
+drinks = Mountain Dew, Vanilla Pepsi, Cosmos (HI NADIE!), Triple Black, Rum and coke.
+clothes = Anything comfy, preferrably black...
+movies = PLEASE. SEE. ABOVE. Damn.
+band/singer = AFI and Davey Havok..*drools* (damn JD, stealing my answers...)
HAVE YOU:
+ever cried over a girl = My daughter...does that count?
+ever cried over a boy = Several times.
+ever lied to someone = NO. NEVER. Oh, look, I did it just then.
+ever been in a fist fight = Two. Or ten. =)
+ever been arrested = Nope. I'm too slick.
WHAT:
+shampoo do you use = Herbal Essences..HEH!
+shoes do you wear = Whatev.
+are you scared of = HEIGHTS. AGAIN. Sheesh.
NUMBER:
+of times I have been in love? = Exactly two.
+of hearts I have broken? = I hope none.
+of girls I have kissed? = Two.
+of boys I have kissed? = HAHAHAHAHAHA...
+of girls I've slept with? = No comment.
+of boys I've slept with? = No comment, again.
+of drugs taken illegally? = SHADDUP.
+of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = One. Just the one.
+of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? = Once.
+of scars on my body? = Gods, TONS...
+of things in my past that I regret? = Nothing.
DEAR SWEET GODS IN THE HEAVENS.
That took me TWO hours. Wow.